Funny SMS Page 6
Dear,
I am colleting quaid-e-Azam's photos
I need your contribution 4 my collection
Tu ghar mein jitne bhi 5,10,20,50,100,500,1000,5000 k note hon to bejho
Submitted By Muneer |
Yar plz mujhe 1 minute ki call karo baat itni zaruri nahi hai bus meri dosto k sath shart lagi hy
Unhain yaqeen nahi aaraha
K
Cartoon b mobile fon rakhty hain
Submitted By Muneer |
Zindagi me jab tumko koi rasta dikhai na de
Koi manzil dikhai na de
Koi apna dikhai na de
To tum
Meray pas ana
Main tumko
Aankhon k Doctor k pas le jaonga
Submitted By Muneer |
Choose Any Number
10
20
30
40
50
60
70
80
90
100
Then I'll tell U
Nothing
Tum logo ko to chska hi parh gaya hy
Main kya najumi hon
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Iss sms mein say W X or Z delete karo aik V.I.P SMS milega
Submitted By Muneer |
Ek chooza sherni se darling I Love You
Sherni: Abey single pasli k tu ne apni jaan,height dekhi hai?
Chooza: sab chor jan-e-man confidence dekh
Submitted By Muneer |
:Dunya me 2 tarha k log hain 1 "haseen" aur dosry "zaheen"...
"Haseen" wo jis ka msg ap parh rahe hain
Aur "zaheen" wo jis ne yeh msg aap ko send kia hy
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Sa
Re
Ga
Ma
Pa
Da
Ni
Sa
Re
Tak
Dina
Din
Dha
Ma
Pa
Ni
Sa
Ni
Sa
Re
Sa
Re
Ga
Ma
Pa...
Mubarak ho!
Ap miraasi ban gaye
Submitted By Muneer |
Teacher: kal kyun absent thy?
Boy: girlfriend se milne gaya tha.
Teacher: kis liye?
Boy: yes mis bohut liye.
Submitted By Muneer |
Isi
LIye
Me
Bar
Bar
Kehta
Hon
K
Ap
Khana
Kha
K
Pani
Wani
P
K
Ao
Ye
SMS
Bohut
Lamba
Hay
Phir
Baad
Me
Ap
Bhi
Ye
Hi
Kahoga
y K
Oye
Yaar
Kia
Hay
Ye
SMS
To
Khatam
Hi
Nahi
Horaha
Pata
Nahi
Or
Kitni
Dair
Parhna
parega?
Gussa
Na
Karo
Ap
Ko
Ye
Jaan
K
Bohut
Khushi
Hogi
K
Msg
Abhi
B
Khatam
Nahi
Hua
Q
K
Is
Msg
Ki
Gherai
Ka
Ap
Ko
Abhi
Andaza
Nahi
Hai
Ye
Samanda
Se
B
Ziyada
Ghera
Hai
Magar
Ab
Ye
Asmaan
Se
B
Zyada
Uncha
Hogya
Hai
Kher
Mujhe
Sirf
Ye
Pochna
Tha
Light he ya nahi?
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