Funny Jokes SMS Page 2
Nice people are like Wind,
:
you can only feel their presence and sincerity
:
Don't look here and there to find them
Just look at the name of Sender:
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An arab's royal son goes to Germany to study.
A month later,
he wrote to his dad saying:
Berlin is wonderful,
people are nice and I really like it here,
but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school
with gold Mercedes when all my teacher's traverl by train.
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A few day's later he got a letter from his dad
with a twenty million dollar cheque saying:
"Stop embarrassing us. Go get yourself a train too"
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Long ago people who sacrificed
Their Enjoyment
Their Social life
Their Wishes
Were called Saints
But, Now they are called
. . Husbands
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3 Guys named
What,
Why,
When
were talking
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What: Why what are you doing?
Why: I don't know what i'm doing
What: Why?
Why: why are you calling me? what?
What: now why did you call me?
Why: what! when did I call you?
When: what is your problem why are you calling me?
Whay: what? did I call you? When?
What & When What
When: why are you calling youself?
Why: did I call myself, when?
when: what?
What: why did you call me? Don't ask when?
Why & When: What
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Now forward & kill other's brain.
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Romance Karny k 4 Tarikay Hain.
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Sharam karo,
Mulk k Halat dekho aur Apne Jazbat dekho..;-)
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If time doesn't wait for you...
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Don't worry
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Just remove the battery from the damn clock and enjoy life.
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"Ah! Great people Great thoughts"
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A man in hell asked devil:
Can I make a call to my wife?
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After making call he asked how much to pay?
Devil: Nothing hell to hell is Free
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Marriage is like a public toilet
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Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out
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Boy: I hated going 2 weddings.
All the grandmas would poke me say,,,
"You are Next"
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They stopped that when I started doing that 2 them at funerals.
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Dont believe in money
Bcoz it gives best but not sleep,
It gives books but not knowledge,
It gives luxuries but not happiness
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So transfer it to my acount.
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