Funny SMS 30
Jevan k mushkil Rasto per kon Apka sath dega
Mumi/Papa?
Nahi
Huzbnd/Wife?
Nahi
Brothr/Sister?
Nahi
Sirf Or Sirf Apki "CHAPPAL"
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Sorrowfull love story.
'Ek larkay ko larki se pyar hogya
Larki ne larkay se kaha tum mere lye kia kar sakty ho
Larka bola jo tm kaho wo karonga
Lrki boli agar tum mujhse sachi mohabat karty ho to apne BAAP ka DIL lekar ao
Lrka DIL le aya larki ne us se shadi karli.
Larki ne wo DIL jar mei daal k apny room mein latka dia
30 saal baad jab us larki ka beta bara ho k doctor ban gya
to usne us DIL ka check up kia...
To..
Wo..
Bakry ka nikla
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Perfect Exmple Of great Confidence:
A junior in a office,
dialed boss number by mistak & said: hy send a coffee in my office in 2 min.
Boss shouted: Do U know with whom U r talking?
Junior: No
Boss: I am boss of this office
Junior in the same tune: Do U know with whom U r talking?
Boss: No
Junior said: Thank God & disconnected the phone.
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::Mujhe awaz de lena Kabi
ice cream lao to
Kabi murghi pakao to
kabi picnic pe jao to
::Mujhe awaz de lena
wallet men maal ziada ho
Jo shopping ka irada ho
Tumhare dress unfit ho
Make up ki extra kit ho
::Mujhe awaz de lena
Kabi concert pe jana ho
Kahin hular mchana ho
Zara na tum sharmana Muje awaz de lena!
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"Bathroom Songs"
In case of loose motions:
"Ruk ruk ruk arey babaa ruk."
In case of kabz:
"Na tu aaye gi, na hi chain aaye ga."
In case of gas trouble:
"Hawa hawa aae hawa khushbu luta de."
After coming out of bathroom:
"Juda ho kay bhi, tu mujh mein kahin baaqi hai."
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Man knows man's nature. . .
Customer: I need a Ladies suit.
Shopkeeper: Begum k liye chaiye ya koi acha sa dikhaon?
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Shadi k 2 din baad!
Girl: Ammi meri aaj un sey larai ho gayi
MOM:Beta shadi k bad jhagry to hote rahte hen
Girl: Wo to thek hai par ab laash ka kya karon?
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Aap Cartoonap
Aap k Bhai Cartoon
Aap ki behen Cartoon
Aap k abbu Cartoon
Aap ki Ammi Cartoon
Aap ki Puri Family Cartoon
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.Dekhti Hai Ya aap akele hi dekhte ho?
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U have a Sweet,Cute and Ultra-dynamic Personality!
U are one in a Million with a Golden Heart.........
For more JOKES SmS "MORE" to 1234 Rs.10+tax :P
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Teacher: tell me the perfect example for newtons 3rd law?
Student: every time i open my book,,,
my eyes close automatically...
Action ka Reaction :-)
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