Funny SMS 27
RULE OF SUCCESS
Apni Zindgi Me Koi Kam Karne Se Pehle....
Hamesha ek Larki Se Mashwara Kar lo...
or Wo Jo Mashwara De Uska Ulta Karo Kamiyab Rahoge;-)
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Husband:
tumhari roz roz ki farmaisho se me tang aa gaya hon...
is liye khudkushi karne ja raha hon
wife:
1 black sari to dila den iddat k dinon me kia pehon ge.
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Ek bacha darwaze ki bell bajane ki koshsh kar raha tha..
Ek buzurg ne dekha,Aur bell bjadi Aur bole :" Beta or kuch " ?
Bacha:Ab bhaago baba jee...;-)
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1 Admi Apni BV K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta,
Agar Wo Anda Boil Karti To Kehta Fry Krna Tha
Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil krna Tha
1 Din BV ne Dono Bana Liey.
Dono Andon Ko Ghaor Se Dekhne k baad bola,
"Tumhen Aqal Kab Aey Gee?
Jis Anday Ko Fry Krna Tha Usey Boil Ker Dia...
Aur Jis Ko Boil Krna Tha UsKo Fry.
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Police Reporter Zakhmi LARKI se:
Jab BOMB gira' to kya Wo 1 dum se phhata...?
Zakhmi LARKI(Ghussay se):
Gee Nahi...!Wo Reengta howa mery Qareeb Aaya'
Or!Nihayat adab se:
Ahtaram se:Pyaar se:
Dheeray se:Holay se:
OrSharma kr Arz kia:
Bachna ay Haseeno lo myn aa gaya...!{{{{{ Dhazz }}}}
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3 cheezain jab khatam hojati hain to bohat takleef hoti hai...
1-- Muhabbat
2-- Rishta
3-- Sms Package
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Hum jese SHARIF LARKON ko kia chahiye!.
1 Larki jo PYAR de..
1 Larki jo ACHA KHANA banaye..
1 Larki jo KHIDMAT kare.
Aur
TEENO LARKIYAN Mil Jul kar Rahen Bus!
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Larka university mai pehle din larki se Ap ki taref?
Larki sharart se: Sub mujhe behan kehte hai.
Larka:Bari kushi hui ap se mil kar mujhe sub Behnoi kehte hai.
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If you want to remove...
your wrinkles, pimples, face marks & the signs of skin aging
try.
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ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!!
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An ideal woman doesn't speak enuff,
doesn't shop xcess,
doesn't ask many questions,
doesn't do gossips,
doesn't argue,
doesn't need money
&
DOES NOT EXIST :-)
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