Funny SMS Page 22
Ek pagal khat likh raha tha...
Dr ne pocha kis ko likh rahe ho?
Pagal: Khud ko!
Dr: kia likha hai?
Pagal: mujhe kia pata, abhi mujhe mila thori hai:-
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Woh konsa jandar hy jo 'Anday' b deta hy or 'Doodh' b ???
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...Dukandaar...
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Class Teacher to student. Btao zinda rehney k liye kiya cheez zaroori hay?
Student zor se bola. 'Zinda rehey k liye teri qasam!
Ek mulaqat zarori hay sanam'
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1 ghar me 2 PAGAL thy.
Ek ka name tha "TU-PAGAL"
Dosre ka name tha "MAIN-PAGAL"
"TU-PAGAL" ghar se bahir chala gaya.
To ghar me kon bacha?
Hanso mat jawab do?
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Agar koi tumhe kahe
"oye INSAN ban jao"
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Yar eik bar koshish kr leney me koi harj nahi:-
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"Jo shaks apni pocket money se
apne doston ko treat deta hai,
Kamyabi hamesha us k kadam
choumti hay...!
William Muft Khor
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Husband: Begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi?
Begum: Nahi g, thori dair baqi he.
Husband: Theek he main bahar se kha leta hoon.
Begum: Bas 5 mint ruk jayen.
Husband: 5 mint mein khana tayar ho jayega?
Bugum: Nah main tayar ho jaungi:-
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Dil or dunya me sirf itna farq hy...
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Is dunya me boht log rehtay hain...
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is dil me sirf
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ki "BHABI" rehti hy
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Panjabi Cycle ka Break
haath me le kar
naach raha tha...
2nd Panjabi: Oey ye kya kar rahe ho?
Panjabi:..
'BREAK DANCE'
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Aaj humara unwaan hai...
*MAA*
Maa kon hoti hai?
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Abbu ki wife...
Itna bhi nahi pata?
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