Funny SMS 38
Wife:
Aapko meri khobsurti ziada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?
Husband:
Mujhe tou tumhari ye mazaq ki aadat bohut achi lagti hai:-
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Boy:
Bus aur larki aik jaise hotey hein,
1 jati hai tou dosri aa jati hai.
Girl:
Rakhshay aur larkay 1 jaise hotey hein,
1 ko bulao 4 chaley aatey hein.
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Most Innocent & Heart Touching Lines
Said By A Truly Loving Girl,
to her Lover at Break-Up...!
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Dafa Ho Mar Ja Manhoos,
Kadhay Mein Ja K Gir...
Keeray Paray Tujhe:-
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(Sensible Message)
Public toilet mein bethy admi ko sath wale toilet se aawaz aai:
Kiya haal hein yaar?
Wo ghabra k bola Fine! theek hoon.
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Aawaz aai kiya kar rahay ho?
Woh admi bola: Tumhari tarha betha hoon!!!
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Aawaz aai main aa jaon abhi tumhare paas?
Woh admi(ghabra kar): Oh! Na Na Na. Main bohut busy hoon.
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Then aawaz aai:
Yaar main tum ko baad mein call karta hoon...
Pata nahi kon kutta dosray toilet se meri har baat ka jawab de raha hai.
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There is famous saying that...
"If You Want To Be Great,
U Must Walk With Great People"
And
Seriously I've no objection
if you want to walk with me:-
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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai?
Student: CNG
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Teacher: Kya Matlab?
Student: Chaudhry Nawaz Gujjar
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Three Lesson from 3 Idiots Movie...
1. Do any work with passion and choice.
2. Believe in urself.
3. Always have one idiot friend.
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Teacher: "Taabedaar" Ka Jumla Bnao.
Student...
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"Japhi ghut k jay paavein ik war gujra,
sari zindagi ravaan gi taabedaar gujra"
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A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl.
After 1 year of tough life with Her,
Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:
"UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS"
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The smart father-in-law Replied:
"1 year Warranty has been expired!So Manufacturer is not responsible.
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There are two words in your life
that will open many doors for you . .
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PUSH & PULLL ...
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