Funny SMS Page 19
Father: Jao beta mere liye 1 glass pani le aao,
Beta: Nae abu main nae ja sakta main game khel raha hoon,
2sra beta: Chorye abu ye toh hai hi badtameez....
Aap khud ja k pani p lein
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Happy World Nicest Person Day
Aap ye msg us admi ko se karain jo aap ki nazar mein sub se ziada nice ho..
Main ne tou kar dya
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Ghalti se...! Sorry:
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Jab akela pan mehsoos ho
har janib khamoshi ho
Jab tanhai ka ehsas barh jaye
Jab taangen thak jayen
Tou
Samajh lena
Aapko Toilet mein bethay kafi dair ho gayi hay.
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TANHAIYAAN
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Jab uper tanhaiyaan hain tou neeche konsa sibi ka "MELA" laga hay...
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Tum kheriat se tou ho?
Tumhari tabiat theek tou hai na?
Bohut din ho gaye tum?
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Kachra uthane nahi aaye!
Saare muhale wale tumhara intizaar kar rahe hain, kahan ho?
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1 Truck k peeche likha tha:
"Chota khandaan zindagi aasan"
Aur neeche likha tha...
Kamran
Imran
Irfan
Noman
Guriya
Bubbly
Guddu
Sunny
Aur pappu k abbu ka paighaam.
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Mujh ko maloom nahi husn ki tareef
Magar
Haqeeqat mein haseen sirf
Wo hai!
Jis ne aap ko ye SMS kya hai...
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Education related songs:
School= Ye dunya ye mehfil mere kaam ki nahi
Tution= Idhar chala main udhar chala jane kahan main kidher chala
Math= Ajeeb dastan hai ye kahan shuru kahan khatam
Science= Aa khushi se khudkushi kar le
Exam= Zehrili raatein neendein urr jati hein
Result= Dhak dhak karne laga oh mora jiya darne laga
Pass= Aaj main uper aasman neeche, aaj main aage zamana hai peeche
Fail= Chhan se jo tutey sapna jab suna suna lage...
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Agar moonh meetha karna hai tou ...
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Kiss M
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Kisss M
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Kisss Mee
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Kisssh Meesh khao ok
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Log bhi pata nahi kiya kiya sochte hain...
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Ek shadi mein dulhan ka pehla aashiq bhi saj dhaj k aaya huwa tha..
Kisi ne pucha kia aap dulha hain?
Us ne kaha jee nahi main semi final mein haar gaya tha Final dekhne aaya hoon:-
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