Pathan SMS Page 4
Pathan: Main ne khawab daikha k mera 1 paon zameen per or 1 aasman per hay
2nd Pathan: Aisay khawab mat daikha karo shalwar phat jae ga
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Dosti ki azeem misal
Pathan nay mobile liya to dostoun nay kaha mithai khilao
Pathan bazar gya mobile bech k mithai le aya.
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Pathan yar me kal film dekhne theater gaya
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thay
Friend: tu konse theater gaya tha?
Pathan: "Operation Theater"
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Aik pathan tapi dhoop ma padal ja raha tha,
Ek byk wale ne kaha khan sahb lift dy don,
Pathan bola: hum ko lift ka kya zarorat ha hamara ghar ground floor per ha.
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Ail pathan ko exam me koi sawal nahe ata tha,
Pathan nehar sawal ky nechay IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII is tarah ke lines laga de or likha
Scratch kar ky answer parh lein.
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Pathan ko DRIP lagi,
Jab drip end hone lagi to usne apne bhai se kaha jao SISTER ko bula k lao
Wo gaya Or 3 din k bad Peshawar se apni BEHN ko le Aaya
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Pathan ne call milai to awaz aayi...
Is call k liye aap ka balance na kaafi hei
Pathan koi baat nahi meri jaan
Tum se baat ho jate hei bas itna hi kaafi hei
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Teacher to Pathan: Beta kyun ro rahe ho
Pathan; Sir school ki bell toot gai hei,
Teacher: to is mein rone ki kya baat hei?
Pathan: ab hamari chutti kasy hogi
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Ek Pathan ko 1 nurs se mohabat ho gae
Bohot socha
Sochta raha
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Kaise
Izhar karon
Phir 1 din himat kar k kaha
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Sister I love U,,,,,,
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5 Pathano ne mil kar 1 texi li!
15 din hogae lekin koi savari nahi mili,
Q?
Q k 3 Pathan Peeche or 2 Pathan aage beth k Savari Dhoondh rahe the
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