Pathan SMS Page 5
Teacher: Batao kay chooza anday say
kaisay nikalta hai?
Pathan: Miss yeh baat itna important nai..
Soochnay wala baat yeh hai kay chooza
Anday main ghusa kaisay????
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British: Can u swim?
Pathan: No
British: Then Dog is better than u
Pathan: Can u swim?
British: Yes offcourse
Pathan: Then What is difference between u n dog...
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1st Pathan: Mere bache honge
To 1 ko Karachi
Aur 1 ko Lahore chor aonga..
2nd Pathan: Woh Kyu...?
1st Pathan: Kal T.V. per bata rahe they
Ke bachon ke darmiyan waqfa zaruri hai...
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captain of military:
Nojawano agey barho...
pathan agey nahi barha
captain: tum agey kyun nahi barhe?
pathan: sir apne kaha tha 9 jawano or mein 10wan tha...!
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Aik pathan Cycle pe larki k samne zor say gira or jaldi sy khra ho gya..
Larki: oh my god
Pathan: Hum aisy he utrta hai...
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"2009 Ka zalim SmS"
Girl: KHAN SB Tum mujy subha sy ly kr sham tk or sham sy ly kr subha tk pyar karna
PATHAN: oye Zalim ka bachi To phir hum NASWAR kab khaye ga
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Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Sardar: Let’s take 50/50.
Pathan: What will do of remaining 900?
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Pathan: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Pathan: If only the winner will get the cup,
Why others running?
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1 admi angoor kharidne pathan k pas gaya aur bola k sary angoor tol k dedo!
Magar pathan ny nahi dye
bhala kyu?
Wo bola agr tumhy sare de diye 2 pury din kya bechunga
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1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura li,
wo sedha qabristan pohuncha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga...
1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.
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