Pathan SMS Page 8
Pathan told his friend: Yaar, ik larki mujhe hans k dekhti hay
Friend: Confirm kar le!
Hans k dekhti hay Ya dekh k hansti hay?
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1 Pathan dusre pathan se....
Agar tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kiya hay to sare andey tere
Or
Agar tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere
Or
Agar tu ye b bata de k kis janwar k hein to wo murgi b teri
Dusra pathan yaara! Koi ishara to dey
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Pathan: yaar main bohut preshaan hoon.
friend: Kiyun kia hua?
Pathan: O yaar ghanta ho gaya hay, Koi kamina
"Battery Low"
K naam se hamko miss call de raha hay
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Ek Aadmi Ne Pathan se Pocha...
Agar Neend nahi aa rahi ho to kia karna chahiye?
Pathan: Yaara neend ka intizaar karney se behtar hay k banda so jaye.
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1 Pathan ki 10 betian thi,
Phir ja kar usko 1 beta huwa
Pathan ne uska naam kiya rakha hoga?
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Socho
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Zarurat Khan
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4 Pathan janaze ko tezi se le kar qabron ke oper se guzar rahe thay
Admi: Oe sharam karo! Neche murday hein
Pathan: To uper konsa hum ne world cup uthaya hua hay.
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Pathan: yara ye "SENT MESSAGE" kia hota hay?
Dusra Pathan: Khocha tum tou bilkul akhrot hay
'SENT MESSAGE' ka matlab khushbu wala message
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Ek aadmi ne pathan se pocha PTCL or MOBILE mein kia faraq hay?
Pathan bohut soch kar PTCL mein number ungli se dail karte hain or MOBILE mein angoothy se.
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Pathan: Aik kilo bhens ka doodh dey do
Doodh wala: Thumara bartan chota hay
Pathan: Oh shit! Yara acha chalo bakri ka dey do
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Ek aurat Pathan inspector se:
Mera husband ek hafta pehle aaloo lene gya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aya.
Pathan Inspector:
Tou Baji kuch aur paka lo
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