Pathan SMS Page 3
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend
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1 pathan nadee k kinaray naha raha tha, k 1 admi aya or us k kapray choree kar k bhaag gya.
Pathan ne awaaz di, O bhai kapre rakh le magar naswar tou de ja,
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Pathan k 1 jumlay ne photographr ko pagal kar diya...
yara! Pasport size photo nikalo lekin hmara chapal b aana chaeye.
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Peshawar ki police ka B jawab nai!
1 Pathan talaab me naha raha tha...
Police wale ne kaha chal ooye bahr aa Kr Kapray pehan.
Teri talashi leni hay.
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3 PathaN 1 Bike Pe Ja Rahe The K Raste Me Police Ne Rukne Ka ishara Kia...
PathaN "Chillaya" 0ye Pagal Ka Bache Pehle Hi 3 Bethe HaiN Tum KahaN Bethe Ga?
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Minister: Bomb blast mein halaak hone walon ko 5 laakh,
or zakhmion ko 3 teen laakh dya jeaga...
Pathan: aur awaaz sun k jiska potty nikal gya, uska kya?
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Pathan: ALLAH ka laakh laakh shukar hai k,
Pakistan 13 August ko azaad nahi hua,
Dost Herangi se: Q?
Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kaise manatay....
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1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Behan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya hei
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Aik pathan doosre se:
O yara humare pait main gas hai..
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Doosra pathan: Khuda ka shukar hy k petrol nahi hay
warna america qabza kr leta.
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Aik “PATHAN” apney kaandhay pe “TOTA” bitha kr ja rha tha,
rastey mei 1 admi ne rok k pucha,
bhai ye konsa janwar hy,
“TOTA bola" Pathan hy yarr
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