Pathan SMS Page 7
Petrol pump pe likha tha "Don't use Mobile"
Pathan ne mobile nikala aur sab doston ko call kar k kaha
"phone mat karna main petrol pump pe hon"
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Admi: tum shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: han! humara aurat se shadi hua hai
Admi: bewakuf mard se bhi shadi hoti hai kia?
Pathan: han humari bahen ka hua hay.
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Pathan: Aaj mene pani ko ullu bana diya
Friend: Pani ko ullu wo kese?
Pathan: Oye! subha mainey pani garam kiya
Aur thanday pani se naha liya.
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Pathan ka interview tha sawal aaya english mein translate karo "Main job k liey bohut umeed say hon"
Pathan: I'm pregnant for the job.
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Foji prade k doraan ek officer ne pathan sipahi se pucha
Officer: ye haath mein kya hy?
Gul khan: sir ye banduk hy
Officer: ye banduk nahi tumhari jaan ka hissa hy, tumhari maa hy maa
Then officer to 2nd pathan: Banduk ki taraf ishara karty huey; ye kya hy?
2nd pathan: Sir ye gul khan ki maa hy.
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Pathan: yara mobile me kuch mp3 songs dalo
Dukandar: Memory card hay?
Pathan: wo to nae hai shnakhti card dun?
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Doctor: Apko thand lagti hay to kia karte ho?
Pathan: Heater k paas ja k beth jata hon
Doctor: Agar Phir bhi thand lagay tou?
Pathan: Phir heater on kar leta hon.
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Pathan to Dr: Mujhe raat ko sapne mein bandar football khelte nazar aatay hain
Doctor: Ye dawa aaj se kha lena
Pathan: Kal se na kha lon
Doctor: Kyun?
Pathan: Aaj final hay
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Pathan k abu mar gaey
Dost: kesey maray?
Pathan: Helicopter k pilot thay, sardi lagi tou pankha band kar diya.
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Sardar: Tum ko sharam nae ati tumhara baap tailor hay or tumhari shirt phati hay...
Pathan: Sharam to tum ko nae ati tumhara baap dentist hay or tumhara bhai bina daant k paida huwa.
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