Pathan SMS Page 6
Pathan naqli note le kar dukaan waly k pas surf lene gaya,
Dukaan wala: Is mein quid-e-azam ki topi nae he.
Pathan: meli pari he usi k lye to surf lene aya hun.
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Admi: Ye bcha tmara kia lagta hy?
Pathan: Ye hmara dooor ka sagga bhai hy
Sardar: Door ka saga bhai? me samjha nai
Pathan: iIs k or mere darmiyan 13 behen bhai hain.
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Teacher: Sardar ki 5 biwian 20 bchay
Pathan ki 1 biwi 9 bchay
To btao in dono me kon acha?
Papu: Score to sardar ka acha hai magar strike rate pathan ka..
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Pathan sakht garmi mein 2 coat pehan k ghar mein pain ker raha tha.
Admi: 2 Coat q pehne hain?
Pathan: Dibay pe likha hy k ache colour k liye 2 Coat zrori hain.
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1 Pathan apna rishta dekhne gaya ghar walon ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitne behan bhai hein
Larki ghuse se: Pehle 5 thay ab 6 hein
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Principal: School ka time 8 bjay ka hai aur tum 9 bjay aa rahe ho?
Pathan student: Sir tum hamara intizar mat kia karo
Classes start kar dia karo.
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Girl: Mujh se shaadi karoge?
Pathan: Nahi hum shaadi sirf rishta daron mein karte hain...
Meri maa ne abba se ki,
Bhai ne bhibhi se...
Aur hum bhi apna biwi se karega.
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Pathan ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila,
Jis pe likha tha "Eid Mubbarak"
Pathan ne chupke se note jaib mein rakhte hue kaha
"Khair Mubbarak"
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Pathan ne apni jaan pe khel k jalti hoi building se 6 logon ko zinda nikala
Magar
Logon ne phir bhi usko bohut mara
Q?
q k wo 6 k 6 fire brigade waley they.
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Pathan's wife: aaj hum ne special khana banaya hai jis ko kha kar ap pagal hojaye ge
Pathan: jaan aisa kiya pakaya hai?
Wife: Naswaar Ghosht
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