Pathan SMS Page 2
Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha:
R U Sick suffering from fever?
pathan repliez: No, I'm Muslman Suffering from peshawar,
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Ksi Ne Pathan Ko SMS Kya K "Agr Tu Zaheen Hy To 200 ka Balance Bhej Hoshyar Hy To 300 ka Bhej"
Pathan Ne 500 Ka Beja
Or Likha
Hm Zaheen B hy or Hoshiyar B
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Sardar aur phatan tent main so rahe the.
Sardar: Tume kya nazar aa rha hy?
Phatan: Stars.
Sardar: Es ka kya mtlb hova?
Phatan: Aaj badal nhi hy Stars nazar aa rhe hai Barish nhi hogi.
Sardar: U Stupid..hamara tent chori ho gya hai
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DOST Pathan sy Aap ne April Fool Manaya ?
Pathan haan
Dost kis k 7 ?
Pathan BV k 7
Hm ne 3 bar Talaq Dia Jb Wo Rone Laga to Hm bola April Fool.
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1 Aadmi ne 1 Udas Pathan se Pocha: Khan Sahab tum Q Udas ho?
Pathan: Aaj Hum ko N.W.F.P ka Matlab Pata Chal Gaya
Admi: Wo Kya?
Pathan: "No Women For Pathan".
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Womens Day per 1 Larki ne Pathan se kaha;
Ap ko Pata hy Aaj Womens Day hy?
Pathan ne Ghabra k Kaha:
Kamaal hy Jab hum Ghar sy Nikla tha tab to Friday tha
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A pathan was playing "KAUN BANAYGA KAROR PATTI"
Amitabh asked apnay baap kaa naam btao.
Pathan replied:"Hum ko pagal samajhtaa hy kiya?"
Pehlay 4 optionz tou btao?
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Pathan: Yaar aaj maine apni bivi ko kisi aur k sath cinema jatay hue dekha.
Dost: To un k pechay kyun nahi gae.
Pathan: Yar maine wo film 4 dafa dekhi hoe thi.
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Light chali gai to Pathan ki B.V ne Pathan se bola: Pankha to chala do.
Pathan: Kar di na jahiloon wali baat.
Pankha chalega to Moom Batti bujh jayegi?
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1 pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell Baja kar bhaag jata tha
1 din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat ha?
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..
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