Funny SMS 39

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Agar Aapko Afsoos Hai K
Aapki Life Mein Aapka Interzaar
Karne Wala Koi Nahi Hai...
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Tou Ek Kaam Karen,
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30 Mint K Liye Bathroom Mein
Ja Kar Beth Jayen
Koi Na Koi Bahir Interzaar Zaroor Karega:-

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Most Heart Touching Line In The World...
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"Msg Sending Failed Due To Insufficient Balance
Plz Recharge Ur Acount & Try Again"

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{ Types Of Kiss }
~A Blessed Kiss Iz On Head
~A Sweet Kiss Iz On Cheeks
~A Passionate Kiss Iz On Lips
~A Romantic Kiss Iz On Neck
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But
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~The Hotest Kiss Iz On
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"ISTIRI"
Try It
It's Really Hot !!

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'Short But MeaningFul'
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Teacher: Beta, Tumhare Abbu Kia Karte Hein?
Pappu: Jo Ammi Kehti Hein.
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Moral: "Run Mureed"

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1st Pagal: Main Aksar Khuwab Dekhta Hoon
K Mera 1 Paon Zamin Par Or Dosra Aasman Par Hai...
2nd Pagal: Is Tarah K Khuwab Na Dekha Kar
'Shalwar Phat Jaegi'

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Wife:
Aji Sunte Ho, Paros Waly Ahmad Sahab KI Beti Ko
Maths Mein 99 Marks Milen Hein.
Husband:
Arey Wah, Par 1 Mark Kahan Gaya?
Wife:
Wo Hamara Beta Laya Hai.

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Black pure Black
My Black is sweet heart
Get out the whiteness
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Kuch samjh aayi ?
Nahi!
To Phir samjho
"Kala shah kala Mara kala ha dildar Goryan nu dafa karo"

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When someone touches u
& u don't feel it, its ignorancé.
When someone touches u
& u feel it. Its love..
And
When nobody touches u & u feel it.Its "kharish"...:)

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True Fact:
Waqt Par Adat Na Badli To Wo Zarurat-E-Life ban Jati Hai
Or
Agar waqt par Girl Freind Na badli To Wo Kambakht WiFe ban Jati hai ;-)

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One of my sweetest line said in "LOVE"
"Mai kho gaya hun, tum bhi kho jao,
English translation
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"...I am lost, U also Get lost..."

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Funny SMS 38

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Wife:
Aapko meri khobsurti ziada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?
Husband:
Mujhe tou tumhari ye mazaq ki aadat bohut achi lagti hai:-

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Boy:
Bus aur larki aik jaise hotey hein,
1 jati hai tou dosri aa jati hai.
Girl:
Rakhshay aur larkay 1 jaise hotey hein,
1 ko bulao 4 chaley aatey hein.

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Most Innocent & Heart Touching Lines
Said By A Truly Loving Girl,
to her Lover at Break-Up...!
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Dafa Ho Mar Ja Manhoos,
Kadhay Mein Ja K Gir...
Keeray Paray Tujhe:-

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(Sensible Message)
Public toilet mein bethy admi ko sath wale toilet se aawaz aai:
Kiya haal hein yaar?
Wo ghabra k bola Fine! theek hoon.
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Aawaz aai kiya kar rahay ho?
Woh admi bola: Tumhari tarha betha hoon!!!
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Aawaz aai main aa jaon abhi tumhare paas?
Woh admi(ghabra kar): Oh! Na Na Na. Main bohut busy hoon.
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Then aawaz aai:
Yaar main tum ko baad mein call karta hoon...
Pata nahi kon kutta dosray toilet se meri har baat ka jawab de raha hai.

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There is famous saying that...
"If You Want To Be Great,
U Must Walk With Great People"
And
Seriously I've no objection
if you want to walk with me:-

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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai?
Student: CNG
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Teacher: Kya Matlab?
Student: Chaudhry Nawaz Gujjar

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Three Lesson from 3 Idiots Movie...
1. Do any work with passion and choice.
2. Believe in urself.
3. Always have one idiot friend.

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Teacher: "Taabedaar" Ka Jumla Bnao.
Student...
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"Japhi ghut k jay paavein ik war gujra,
sari zindagi ravaan gi taabedaar gujra"

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A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl.
After 1 year of tough life with Her,
Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:
"UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS"
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The smart father-in-law Replied:
"1 year Warranty has been expired!So Manufacturer is not responsible.

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There are two words in your life
that will open many doors for you . .
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PUSH & PULLL ...

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Funny SMS 37

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Son:
Papa! Kiya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Hein?
Father:
Nahi Beta, Kion?
Son:
Tou Phir Ye Aap
Itni KhofNaak Mummy
Kahan Se Layen Hein..?

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Agar Aap Ko Koi Anjaan Parsel Mile!
Tou Usey Na Kholeyn!
Usmey Meri Photo Ho Sakti Hai
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Aur Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi
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Aapko Mera Diwana Bana Sakti Hai:-

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!!Height of Tension!!
You take blade and write your lover's name on your arm
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& make a speling mistake

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She Came..
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I Ignored Her
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She Smiled
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I Kept Quiet,
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She Began To Speak
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I Didn't Listen,
And Then...
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She Began To Leave
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I Realized The Loss
And
Shouted With Pain
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Miss...!
Meri Attendance Reh Gai:-

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Munna bhai: Yaar sirkit apun ko ek nurse se pyaar hogeya hai
Usko letter mein kya likhun?
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Sirkit: Bindas likhne ka
'Sister I Love You'
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Tumhara,
Munna Bhai

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Faqir: Kuch Khana Dedo
Admi: Tamatar Khao
Faqir: Roti dedo
Admi: Tamatar Khao
Faqir: Tamatar He q khaon?
ADMI ki Wife: Abay ye Totla Hy Keh raha Hy 'KAMA kar khao'!

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Teacher: Tumhari zaat kya hai?
Student: Pehlay hum Butt thay..
Phir Jutt huwey..
Phir Rana ho gaye..
Ab hain darzi..
Aagey Ammi ki marzi.

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SUNA HAI AaP Ki Muskhurat Pe Har Koi MARTA HAY
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Zara time nikal k ao na Ek Chooha marwana hai...!

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4 stages of marriage:-)
"MAD FOR EACH OTHER"
"MADE FOR EACH OTHER"
"MAD AT EACH OTHER"
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"MAD BECAUSE OF EACH OTHER... !

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I have lots of jokes in my inbox
But I can't send you all of them
It will take alot of time
So I am sending you just one joke...
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'U R so SwEEt'

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Funny SMS 36

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Teacher: Tell ohm's law?
Student: I dont know full, I just know last part of it..
Teacher: Ok. Tell that only.
Student:
:
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This is called ohm's law... =P

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Kamzoor dil walay yeah msg na parhein na amal karein.
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"DOST"
500 ka balance tou dalwa do.

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Teacher: Bacho past present Or future tenses ki koi misal do.
Jese k, Main khubsurt thi, Khubsurt hoon Khubsurt rahun gi
BaCHA: Apko wehm tha, Wehm ha, or wehm rahy ga

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1 Aadmi: Samose wale se:
o bhai apke samose me se larki ka baal nikla hai,
Samose Wala:
Abay to kya 6 rupe me pori larki nikle gi:?

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Boy:
Apne Ghar Walo'n Ko Chor Diya Tere Liye,
Sab Se Rishta Tor Diya Tere Liye,
Tu Ne Aaj Tak Kia Kiya Mere Liye?
Girl:
Munni Badnaam Hui Darling Tere Liye:-

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1 Charsi Bhang Bana Raha Tha,
1 Admi bola:
Yaar Dunya Chaan Par Pahunch Gari,,
Aur Tum Abhi Tak Bhang Bana Rahay Ho..
Charsi:
Main Bhi Ye Pee K Bas Nikalnay Wala Hoo'n.

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Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye?
School 7 Bajay Shru Hota Hai,
Phir Dair Kion Ki?
::
Kid: Miss, Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karen,
Log Shak Karte Hein...

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A Fantastic Signboard on Highways
For Encouraging Slow Driving
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"Mr Late"
is always bettern than...
"Late Mr"

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5 Bachon Ki Maa Teesri Shadi Kar Rahi Thi...
Nikah K Waqt Chota Bacha Ronay Laga
Or Dulha Dar K Bhaag Gaya...
Kion....???
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Kion K Maa Boli:
Chup Ho Ja,
Warna Agli Dafa Saath Nahi Laon Gi:-

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King Of Centuries,
Beloved Of My Father,
Support For My Mother's Heart,
My Brother Is Sit On A Horse...
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Samajh Aayi?
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Nahi?
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Don't Worry
English Samajhna Har Kisi K Bus Ki Baat Nahi
Aap K Liye Punjabi Version...
Desan Da Raja Mera Babul Da Pyara
Ambri De Dil Da Sahara
Ni Veer Mera Ghori Charhera:-

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Funny SMS 35

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Child 2 da sales Girl in a sweets shop: Ms, will u marry me when I grow up?
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Girl smiled & said: yes
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Child: Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate...!

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"A Mother makes her son "Gentle" in 20 years,,

..But..

"A Wife makes him "Mental" in just 20 minutes"

Moral: Enjoy unmarried life boy!

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Whenever U Feel Sad,
See Urself In Mirror & Say
"I M So Cute"
U Will Smile Automatically!
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But, Don't Make It Habbit
Bcoz Lie Leads To Hell:

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In India:
Father: Beta Tumhara Paper Kesa Hua?
Son: Pita G
Wesay Tou Bohat Acha Hua Hai,
Lekin Ek Sawal bohat Mushkil Tha
Aur Mujh Se Nahi Hua...
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Father: Konsa Beta?
Son: Kis Nay Kaha Tha...
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K Gandhi Hamare Bappu Hein...?
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Moral: India Mein Pepsi Pay..
5 Rupay Kam Karny Ka Koi Rola Nahi Hai:-

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TEACHER: Tum late Q aye?
STUDENT: Ghar may ami abu ki larai ho rahi thi.
TEACHER: Wahan tumhra kya kam?
STUDENT:Mera 1 juta ami k pas or 2sra abu k pas tha:

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Ek dost apny friend say:
Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhoty ho?
Dost:To kiya hua...?
Wo bhi to mere sath rotiyan pakati hay.

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I have a confession to make ever since I met u
its been hard for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams and find myself shouting
GHOST.........!! GHOST............ !!

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World's smallest resignation letter
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"Dear Sir,
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aaaakh thoo.
Thank You

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Man at medical store: "I need poison!"
Chemist: "I can't sell u that until u have prescription.
"Man showed his Nikaah Nama.
Chemist: "Oh..! Ok." yeh lo..

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Son 2 Dad: Car ki chabi den college function hay,
Dad: Q?
Son:10 lakh ki car me jaon ga rob parega
Dad: Ye lo 10 rupay 48 lakh ki bus me jao ziada rob parega.

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Funny SMS 34

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Aik larki raat ko akelay sarak par ja rahi thi aur...
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Apnay ghar pohonch gayei,
Ap preshan na hon

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Bomb blast mein 2afraad halaak ho gaye,
Marnay k bad b un ki ungliyaan hilti rahein,
Investigation se pata chala k dono k pas Telenor Djuice tha.

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Aik marasi ka bacha school mein dakhil hua
Teacher: 2 ka pahara sunao
Bacha: Pehlay monitor se kaho k nika nika dhol maray

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Yaar
Ye dekh












Kisi ne bilkul khaali msg bheja hy..
Ye b koi insaniyat hy?

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Teacher: Wo konsa department hy jis me orat kam nahi kar sakti?
Student: Fire Brigade
Teacher: Q?
Student: Auraton ka kaam Aag lgana hy Aag ko bujhana nahi.

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Mother to doctor on phone: Mere bchay ko current laga hy main kiya karon?
doctor: Aap 2 nafal shukranay k ada krain
k
Aap ki taraf light hy?

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Teacher: Bacho btao Pakistan ne jo atom bomb india pe painka tha aur india ne usy pencil bana dya us ka nam kya hy?
Students: Adnan Sami

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Boy: Yaar larki ko I Love You kehny ki sab se achi jaga kon c hai?
Dost: Daat darbaar
Boy: Kyun?
Dost: Kyun k wahan larkion ne chappal nahi pehni hoti

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1 bcha 1 ghar ki bell bajane ki koshish kar raha tha,
1 Baba g ny us ki madad ki aur pocha beta or kuch kam?
Bacha bola: bs baba ab bhag

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Murga to Murgi: I love u jaan main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon
Murgi: hay Allah sachi?
Muga: haan
Murgi: chal phir aaj anda to de

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Funny SMS 33

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1 good news 1 bad news,,,,
Good news:::ITWAR Bazar mein 1 KILO "AALOO" k sath NOKiA N95 Free,,,,,,,,
Bad news:::1 KILO "AALOO"Rs 39,999/=only..

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:Mareez: Dil k opration k bad muje dance aur paisa acha lagne laga hai,,,
Kya main jawan ho gaya hon?
Dr: Nahi tumhe jo dil lagaya hai wo khusry ka hai..:-P;-)

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Once a Journalist Asked Meera,
What Types Of Roles Do U Prefer?
Meera Answered:
=Waisay Toh Mujhay Chicken Roll Pasand Hai Magar Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti Hoon...

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Chohe ko billi lagi gori,
dono milne lage chori chori,
chuha bola aa gori khele aankh macholi,
billi ne khaya chohe ko, aur boli...
"I HATE LUV STORYS"

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How to grow up a baby to make it... absolutely honest, lovable, respecting, truthful, and an extremely intelligent kid?
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Ask my Parents!

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Hi Sweet Heart
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Doing Nothing
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Then Make a Place
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For me in your Heart
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I may come there any time
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You's faithfully...
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"Heart Attack"

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Doctor implants a new ear to man..
Man: You fraud! you gave me a woman's ear,
Doctor: It makes no difference..
Man: It does, now I hear everything but understand nothing:-

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Difference between Friend & Wife...
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You can tell your Friend,
"You are my best Friend"
But,
Do you have courage to tell your Wife
"You are my best Wife" ?

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A girl asks her mom:
I want some fresh air, can I go for a walk?
Mom: Alright,
but ask your fresh air to drop you home before 9 PM:-

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Do you remember your childhood?
When you went to a toy shop and asked shopkeeper...
Uncle how much cost of that monkey?
And shopkeeper reply:
That is a mirror my child:-

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Funny SMS 32

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Aim of life should be 654321
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Shocked?
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6. Six Digit Salary
5. Five Working Days
4. Four Wheeler Car
3. Three Room Flat
2. Two Cute Children
1. One Sweetheart

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Conductor or Driver me kya farq hy?
Conductor so jaye to kisi ka ticket nahi katega
Or
Driver sogaya to sab ka ticket kat jayega!

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Boy: Agr mey mar gya to kya tum dosri shadi karogi?
Girl: Nahi mey apni Behan k 7 reh loongi
Girl: Agar mey mar gayi to?
Boy:Mey b tumhari Behan k 7 reh longa:-

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Teacher: Batao Pepsi Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?
Student: Agr Koi Pila de To Faida, Agr Pilani Par Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)

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Larkiyon k TOP 10 JHOOT:
1. I miss u.
2. Main jhoot nahi bolti.
3. Main pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kar rahi hon.
4. Main cousin se baat kr rhi thi.
5. Mujhe TUM kehna acha nahi lagta.
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti.
7.Main dosri larkion jaisi nhi.
8.Mujhe kuch nhi pata.
9.Sub larkay ek jaise hotay hain.
10.Tum meri zindgi k pehlay or akhri larkay ho. Main nahi reh paongi tumahre bina.

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Wife: "Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!"
Husband (ghusay se): "Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!
"Wife: "Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!"

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It is a challenge for u!
Aj tak koi nae kar saka...
Or
Kabhi bhi nae kar sakta
Himat hai tou kar k dikhao...
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Mere Number Par 200 Ka Load.

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Don't Keep Me In Your Heart,
But Keep Me In Your Brain.......!
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Because
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Khaali Jagah mein Khul K Rehny Ka Alag Hi Mazza Hai:-

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Life is da way how u luk at it:
"LIVETOGETHER"Some will read as:Live Together
Others: Live To Gather
& Many of us will read it as: Live To Get Her."

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Height of "BAD LUCK":
A guy & a girl met last time for there BREAK-UP..
Girl's Father caught them...
Now they are a Married Couple!:D

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Funny SMS 31

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Girl: Iss blue pen ki kia price hai?
Dukandar: Rs 500/-
Girl: uff!
Aur golden ki..?
Dukandar: 2 baar uff uff...

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Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna k har sms bhaijnay se pehlay
Service center waly khud call kar k pochein
Pakki baat hai?
Bhaijna hai k sending fail kardein

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I LOVE TO WALK IN FOG,

BECAUSE NO ONE CAN SEE THAT I AM SMOKING...

(Lala Charsi)

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Shohar apni biwi se:
Hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfen ae jaan-e-tamana!

Khuda ki qasam agli baar khaanay mein baal aaya tou

Sajni se Gajni bana donga

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*"DIL"*
Kerta hai har pathar pe likhon *I MISS YOU*
Aur wo saray pathar apko maron
Taaky apko ehsas ho k apki yadein kitna dard deti hain.

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Kia aap switzerland jana chahte hain?
Aur
Wahan jakar 5 star hotel mein stay karna chahte hain?
than
visit kijiye ga hamari website
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www.beta-apni-oqat-mein-raho.com

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Jab koi baat bigar jae
Jab koi mushkil barh jae
Toh
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Toh
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Hont Guma...
Seeti baja
Seeti baja k bol...
Bhaiya...
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ALL IS WELL

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3 gadhay zoo se farar ho gaye


1 TV dekh raha hai,


2 Football khel raha hai,


3rd


Nahi aap nahi,
Hamesha aisa hi q sochte ho?

Wo mil nahi raha

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Teacher: Shadi k waqt "dulha" ko ghore par q bithaya jata hai?

Student: Last warning di jati hai k...

Abhi b waqt hai beta bhaag jaa

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1 dafa 3 kamchor beth k khana kha rahe the,
khane me namak kam tha unhone kaha k jo pehle bole ga wo ja k namak le k aega.
Sab wahin bethe rahe..
3 din guzer gae koi na bola, na khana khaya.
1 din teeno behosh hogae...
Logo ne samJa shayd wo mar gae hain...
Unka janaza parhaya or dafan karne k liye qabrstan le gae...
Jab pehle wale ko qabar me utarne lage to wo bol utha k "oye me zinda hon"
Baki dono bole "Ja fir namak le k aa"

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Funny SMS 30

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Jevan k mushkil Rasto per kon Apka sath dega
Mumi/Papa?
Nahi
Huzbnd/Wife?
Nahi
Brothr/Sister?
Nahi
Sirf Or Sirf Apki "CHAPPAL"

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Sorrowfull love story.
'Ek larkay ko larki se pyar hogya
Larki ne larkay se kaha tum mere lye kia kar sakty ho
Larka bola jo tm kaho wo karonga
Lrki boli agar tum mujhse sachi mohabat karty ho to apne BAAP ka DIL lekar ao
Lrka DIL le aya larki ne us se shadi karli.
Larki ne wo DIL jar mei daal k apny room mein latka dia
30 saal baad jab us larki ka beta bara ho k doctor ban gya
to usne us DIL ka check up kia...
To..
Wo..
Bakry ka nikla

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Perfect Exmple Of great Confidence:
A junior in a office,
dialed boss number by mistak & said: hy send a coffee in my office in 2 min.
Boss shouted: Do U know with whom U r talking?
Junior: No
Boss: I am boss of this office
Junior in the same tune: Do U know with whom U r talking?
Boss: No
Junior said: Thank God & disconnected the phone.

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::Mujhe awaz de lena Kabi
ice cream lao to
Kabi murghi pakao to
kabi picnic pe jao to
::Mujhe awaz de lena
wallet men maal ziada ho
Jo shopping ka irada ho
Tumhare dress unfit ho
Make up ki extra kit ho
::Mujhe awaz de lena
Kabi concert pe jana ho
Kahin hular mchana ho
Zara na tum sharmana Muje awaz de lena!

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"Bathroom Songs"
In case of loose motions:
"Ruk ruk ruk arey babaa ruk."
In case of kabz:
"Na tu aaye gi, na hi chain aaye ga."
In case of gas trouble:
"Hawa hawa aae hawa khushbu luta de."
After coming out of bathroom:
"Juda ho kay bhi, tu mujh mein kahin baaqi hai."

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Man knows man's nature. . .
Customer: I need a Ladies suit.
Shopkeeper: Begum k liye chaiye ya koi acha sa dikhaon?

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Shadi k 2 din baad!
Girl: Ammi meri aaj un sey larai ho gayi
MOM:Beta shadi k bad jhagry to hote rahte hen
Girl: Wo to thek hai par ab laash ka kya karon?

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Aap Cartoonap
Aap k Bhai Cartoon
Aap ki behen Cartoon
Aap k abbu Cartoon
Aap ki Ammi Cartoon
Aap ki Puri Family Cartoon
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.Dekhti Hai Ya aap akele hi dekhte ho?

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U have a Sweet,Cute and Ultra-dynamic Personality!
U are one in a Million with a Golden Heart.........
For more JOKES SmS "MORE" to 1234 Rs.10+tax :P

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Teacher: tell me the perfect example for newtons 3rd law?
Student: every time i open my book,,,
my eyes close automatically...
Action ka Reaction :-)

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Funny SMS 29

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Bv: Shaadi sey pehle to tum meray liye pyar bare sher kehte they!
Husband: Ab waqt badal gaya hai
Bv: Phir b 'JÄÁÑ' koi sher keh do!
Husband: Lo sunö Jane jigar janeman 90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaey mujh par Wahin hojawon me dafan:-

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Wife: Main tumhari yaad main 15 din main aadhi mar gai hoon...
mujhe lene kab a rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din baad ;-)

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Din BeMaza,,,
Ratain BeSur,,,
Har Pal Be-chaini,,,
Mai ne pocha DIL se Keya mjhy PYAR hoa hai...
DIL ne kaha "NA BACHAY RESULT ke jhATkE hain..

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"ACCHI BIWI" aur 'BHOOT' aik jaise hotey hain..!
Kyun k, in ki Baatein to sub kartay hain., per Aaj Tak Dekha kisi ne Nahin....:-D

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JUTT apni an-parrh BV se: chal Honey moon pr chalty hain.
Wife: Nahi muje kaprrey dhoney hain, tussi Ammi nu ley jao..!

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Waldain se barh k is duniya main kuch nahi hai,
so,Jaldi se shadi kar k waldain ban jayen..
"Rishta wohi soch nayi" :-)

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Dear! Aaj Tum "Dil" Mango HUM Denge,
Tum "Jigar" Mango Woh b Denge,
"Eyes" Mango Wohb Denge!----
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Q K Aaj Hum ne........MURGHAA zibah kiya hai.

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Wada karo

Tum Apni Ik Ik Baat
Mujh Se Share Karogay

Apni Wafa
Dosti
Dukh
Sukh
Khushi
Gham
Aur
..
..
Apna
..
Balance Bhi

"Wada Karo"

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Teacher: BINA RUKE BATAAO, abhishak bachan ki bivi ka naam?
Qutub Meenar Kahan Hai?
Gangaa Nadi ki Raftar kya Hai?
Murgi kya Deti Hai?
Student: Aishwariy rai Dehli Mai 140KM/Hour ki Raftaar Se Andey Deti hai

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Kharedar: Mene suna hy ke is Ghar me Jin bhot or rohen ati hen?
Malik Makan:Pata nahi bhai Muje khud maray huey 8 sal ho gaye hain

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Funny SMS 28

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Wife kitchen se:
Aji sunte ho me aj kal buhot khobsurat hoti ja rahi hoon
Husband:
Tumse kis ne kaha?
Wife:
Meri khobsurti dekh k ab to rotiyan b jalne lagi hain.!

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2

DocTors After operation..
and students after examzz have same thing to say.....
V tried our best....
Right now..We cant say anything, bs dua kren..:-D:-

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Son was crying.
Dad came and asked y r u crying? tell me, I'm ur friend na?
Son: kuch nai yaar!chocolate ziyada mang liya to teri wali ne mara....!:)

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Boy: Mein tumhein bangla dilaonga,car dilaonga,Gold k dher laga dunga..
Girl:Acha ye btao shaam ko park aao gay?
Boy:Han agar Dost ne bike de di to :-

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Biwi: mere khyal me hamari beti ko ksi se pyar ho gya hy,
Husband: tumko kaise pata chala?
Biwi:Q k wo kafi dino se Easy load k paise nahi maang rahi.

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World's Best Feeling-
It cums when we see a vary wonderful question paper in exams hall
And we smile at each other & say. Ek bhi nahi ata yaar:-)

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What Do you Think Why i Send MSGs To U?
is it Becouse i Care about U OR i Miss U
OR i Like U
OR i Need U
OR i Want U
Na Kaka Na Package V Tay Mukaana A.

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Vakeel:Talaq Karwane K Rs 10,000/- Loon ga
Husband:"Pagal Ho Kya?
Maolvi Ne 100/- rupay mein Shadi Karwai Thi.
VAKeeL"Dekh lia Sastay Kaam ka nateeja.

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Arrange marriage means we are walking and unfortunately snake bites.
and love marriage means we go 2 da snake and say..
KAAT LE, KAAT LE

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Ek larke ki shadi chinese larki se hoi,
Aik sal baad larki ka inteQaal ho gya.
Aik dost ne larke ko dilasa dete hoe kaha Yar china ka maal itna hi chalta hai

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Funny SMS 27

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RULE OF SUCCESS
Apni Zindgi Me Koi Kam Karne Se Pehle....
Hamesha ek Larki Se Mashwara Kar lo...
or Wo Jo Mashwara De Uska Ulta Karo Kamiyab Rahoge;-)

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Husband:
tumhari roz roz ki farmaisho se me tang aa gaya hon...
is liye khudkushi karne ja raha hon
wife:
1 black sari to dila den iddat k dinon me kia pehon ge.

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Ek bacha darwaze ki bell bajane ki koshsh kar raha tha..
Ek buzurg ne dekha,Aur bell bjadi Aur bole :" Beta or kuch " ?
Bacha:Ab bhaago baba jee...;-)

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1 Admi Apni BV K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta,
Agar Wo Anda Boil Karti To Kehta Fry Krna Tha
Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil krna Tha
1 Din BV ne Dono Bana Liey.
Dono Andon Ko Ghaor Se Dekhne k baad bola,
"Tumhen Aqal Kab Aey Gee?
Jis Anday Ko Fry Krna Tha Usey Boil Ker Dia...
Aur Jis Ko Boil Krna Tha UsKo Fry.

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Police Reporter Zakhmi LARKI se:
Jab BOMB gira' to kya Wo 1 dum se phhata...?
Zakhmi LARKI(Ghussay se):
Gee Nahi...!Wo Reengta howa mery Qareeb Aaya'
Or!Nihayat adab se:
Ahtaram se:Pyaar se:
Dheeray se:Holay se:
OrSharma kr Arz kia:
Bachna ay Haseeno lo myn aa gaya...!{{{{{ Dhazz }}}}

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3 cheezain jab khatam hojati hain to bohat takleef hoti hai...
1-- Muhabbat
2-- Rishta
3-- Sms Package

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Hum jese SHARIF LARKON ko kia chahiye!.
1 Larki jo PYAR de..
1 Larki jo ACHA KHANA banaye..
1 Larki jo KHIDMAT kare.
Aur
TEENO LARKIYAN Mil Jul kar Rahen Bus!

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Larka university mai pehle din larki se Ap ki taref?
Larki sharart se: Sub mujhe behan kehte hai.
Larka:Bari kushi hui ap se mil kar mujhe sub Behnoi kehte hai.

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If you want to remove...
your wrinkles, pimples, face marks & the signs of skin aging
try.
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ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!!

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An ideal woman doesn't speak enuff,
doesn't shop xcess,
doesn't ask many questions,
doesn't do gossips,
doesn't argue,
doesn't need money
&
DOES NOT EXIST :-)

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Funny SMS 26

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Mujhe Aap Ki 10 Aadatain Achi Lagti Hain...
1. Aap Khubsurat Aur Naik Dil Insaan hain.
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10.
Baaqi Mazaaq Kal Karain Gay:-

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Love Inspires Envy
Envy Endangers Spite
Spite Spawns Fallacies
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'Neechay Tou Aisay Dekh Rahe Ho
Jese Opar Ka Sab Samajh Aa Gaya'

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Our Friendship Means Alot To Me.
If We The Last Two People On A Sinking Ship
And We Have Only One Life Jacket.

I Will....
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Miss You Yaar ::

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Wife;
Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,
Naya Parosi Mujhe Dekhne Ki Koshish Karta Hay

Husban;
1 Baar Dekh Leney Do,
Phir Khud Parde Lagwa Lega:-

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Child :Abu Mujhe motercycle le kr dein?
Baap:Allah Ne 2 Tangain kis lyea di Hain?
Child:Ek Gear Laganey k lyea Or Doosri Brake lagane k liyea..

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Husband:tumhari roz roz ki farmaisho se me tang aa gaya hon,,,
is liye khudkushi karne ja raha hon
wife:1 black sari to dila den iddat k dinon me kia pehon ge?

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Father:"Na-Laiq! parosi ki larki ko dekhowo first aai hai.
Son:"Aur kitna dekhun papa!usi ko to dekh dekh k fail hua hun. :-)

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Pagal chini se: Tum American ho?
Chini: Nahi mein Chini hon
Pagal ne phir pucha:Tum American ho?
Chini: Nahiiii... mein Chini hon
Pagal: Nahi Tum American ho
Chini guse se: han han mein American hon
Pagal: Shakal se to Chini lagty ho..

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Teacher ne Bachon se Kaha:
"Jab hum Student They to Bohat Laiq They.
"1 Bachy Ne Masoomiyat Se Kaha:
"Aap ko Teacher Qabil Mil Gaye Hon Gey.":-)

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Wo konsa essa saanp hai jis k kaatne se sath wala insan kush hota hai . . .

Nai pata ?
Bilkul nai ?
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Ludo wala SAANP hahaha :-)

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Cutest Letter By A Little Kid:

Dear Maths!
Please Grow Up & Solve Your Problems.

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Uss Ne Saamne Baith Kar,
Bohat Ghamgeen Lehjy Mein Kaha...

Agar Tum Mujhe Isi TArah Ignor Karte RAhay,
To Dekhna Ik Din Main Tumhen Chorr K Chali Jaon Gi.

Main Ne Muskura kar Us Ki Aankhon Mein Dekha
Aur Dheeray Se Kaha,
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"Nikal Shabaash"

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Faqeer:
Allah K Naam Pe Kuch De Do,
Warna! Mujhe Wo Khofnaak Kaam Karna Parega...
Jis K Khayal Se Hi Main Kaanp Jata Hoon

Aadmi:
Konsa Kaam?

Faqeer:
'Mehnat Mazdoori'

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What is the Difference Between...
A Wife And A Terrorist?
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You Can Negotiate With A Terrorist:-

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Larki Ka Baap Larki Se:
Jisey Tum Pasand Karti Ho
Us K Paas Bangla, Car, Jaidaad Hai?

Larki:
Toba Hai Sub Mard Aik Jese Hote Hain
Wo Bhi Aap K Baare Mein Yehi Poch Raha Tha

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Masjid Mein Joota Utaarte Wakt
Aur
Kisi Ko Miscall Maarte Wakt
Ek Hi Dar Rehta Hai...?
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Koi "Chuk" Hi Na Laway:-

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Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe
Phir aankh pe
Phir gaal pe
Or
Phir gardan pe

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Kiss
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Qadar tang karte hain machar aaj kal...!

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Girl:
Jab Bhi Tum Ko Fone Karo Tum Shave Kar Rahey Hotay Ho
Tum Din Mein Kitni Baar Shave Karte Ho?

Boy:
30 Se 40

Girl:
Kiya Tum Pagal Ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main Naaei Hoon:-

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Khoon Se Likh Diya Her Diwaar Pe Us Ka Naam,

Or Phir Torr Di Her Diwaar Jis Pe Likha Tha Us Ka Naam

Kyun?
,
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,
,
,
,
,
SPELLINGz Ghalat Thay...

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Golden Words

"Kisi Ki Taraf Dosti Ka Haath Itni Jaldi Na Barhao,
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Ho Sakta Hai Us Ne Washroom Se Aa Kar Haath Hi Na Dhoye Hon."

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