Sardar SMS 9

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Sardar G Twadi Biwi Tawade Dost Naal Baagh Wich Milan Gae Ay...
Sardar Baagh Ki Taraf Ghaga Wapis Aa K Kehne Laga....
Ja Chawla O Mera Dost Nae Koi Hor Ay:-

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It happend in a hospital ICU.
Patients died in same bed every sunday at 11am.
It puzzled the Doctor
It was something super natural
Worldwide expert team was formed to iinvestigate the cause.
Next sunday few minutes before 11am
All Doctors & Nurses waited to see what it was
Some were holding prayer books & holy objects to ward off evil
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Than
Suddenly
Sardar ji,
Part time sunday sweeper, entered the ICU,
unplugged the life support system
&
plugged in his vaccum cleaner.

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Aik kuta aik gaari k nechay baitha hua tha...
Aik sardar ny daikha,,,
aur kuttay ki taangain Pakar kar bahir nikaal kr bola...
"Baar nikal oye vada tu Micanic."

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Sardar Was Trying To Kiss Her Girl Friend In The Park...
Girl Friend:
"Please Shadi Se Pehle Ye Sab Theek Nahi."
Sardar:
"Don't Worry I'm Married...."

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1 Sardar fauj me bharti howa,
2 din baad jang shru hogai...
Sardar ki topi par goli lagi,
Sardar hathyaar phaink k bhag gya or bola
"Aqalman k liye ishara hi kafi hai"

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Sardar: jab main bara ho jaonga to
jangi jahaz urraon ga
Maa: Mujhey kese pata chale ga
k tum kis jahaz mein ho?
.
Sardar: jab main yahan se guzronga
to bomb phenk donga.

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Girl to sardar: Mujhe apni breslet de do
main isko dekh k tumhay yaad karun gi

Sardar: Tum ye soch k mujhe yaad kar lena
k main ne mangi thi usne nahi di.

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Police Afsar Sardar Se:
Tumhari Maadri Zuban Kon Si Hai?
Sardar: Koi Nahi.
..
Police Afsar: Kyun?
Sardar: Meri Ammi Goongi Hai.

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Sardar: Yara Ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya Hota Hai?
2nd Sardar: Tum To Bilkul Jahil Ka Bacha Hai
"SENT MESSAGE"Ka Matlab Khushbu Wala Message Hai.

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Sardar: Jaldi 1 glass juice do larayi hone wali hy
1 glass peene k bad,,,
1 glass or do larai hone wali hy
Juice wala: larai kab hogi?
Sardar:jab tum paisay mango gay:-

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Student SMS 2

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Why is a teacher's status
greater as compared to a mother?
Because,
A mother can put only one child to sleep
But,
A lecturer can put the whole class to sleep

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To save paper
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Exams shud be given on mobiles instead of sheets
Bcoz
Students hav more typing speed dan writing speed

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The Brain is most outstanding object in the world!
It works 24hrs a day,
365 days a year from birth to death,
Stops only when....
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We Enter in Examination Hall.

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Law professor asked the student:
"What is the most important Law of Finance for starting a new business?"
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Student replied: "Father in Law"

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3 Things That Should Never Be Asked:
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1. A Man's wage
2. A Girl's Age
&
3. A Student's Percentage

it Hurts.

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Examiner: Y R U under Tension,,,
did u forget admit card, pencil box or calculator?
Student: No sir,
By mistake I brought tomorrow exam's chit today...

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Question:
There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near Boys college
but not near Girls college why?
:
Answer:
Because vehicles automatically slow over there!

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Most iritating moment: Morning alarms,
Most dfficult task: 2 find socks,
Most dreadful journey: way 2 college,
Most lovely time: meeting friends,
Most tragic news: test in 2nd period,
Most wondrful news: teachr iz absent,
Most relaxing area: cafe,
Worst moment: datesheet in hand.
STUDENT LIFE ROCKS!!

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4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,
Unho Ne 1 Mansooba Banaya
Aur Wo Agle Din Pricipal Ko Bolay...
Sir, Hum Shadi Mein Gaye Thay..
Rastay Mein Gaari Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya,
Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahayj...
Is Liye Parh Nahi Sakay.
...
Pricipal Ne Maan Liye
Aur Unhey 1 Din Ka Time Diya,
...
1 Din Baad Unhey 4 Mukhtalif Rooms Mein Bithaya
Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya...
Q: Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha...?
1-Front Right
2-Front Left
3-Back Right
4-Back Left
Note: Agar Same Jawab Hua Tou Sub Paas:-

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*Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre*
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1. Science se gira arts me atka
2. Fail hote ko practicals ka sahara
3. Degree le k aag me daal
4. 3rd Division paas, ghar ka na ghaat ka
5. Dost wo jo Imtihaan me cheating karaye
6. Likhna na jane qalam mera
7. Qadar kho deta roz ka university jana

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Question And Answer SMS 10

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Question:
Apne Behtareen Dost K Name Ka
First Word Select Karen...
Or Uski Feelings Janeyn.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M
N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, Y, Z

Answer:
A, Loves You
B, Want To Kill You
C, Hates You
D, You Big Enemy
E, Waiting For You
F, Fraudi
G, Very Rude
H, Likes You
I, Cares About You
J, Loves You But Not Showing
K, Good Feelings
L, Time Paas
M, Always Pray For You
N, Never Wana Loose You
O, Angry
P, Following You
Q, Want To Propose You
R, Dream For You
S, Really Loves You
T, Emotional
U, Wants To Meet You
V, Always Respect You
W, Never Love You
Y, Uses You
Z, Never Live Without You

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Question:
Wish 1
Wish 2
Wish 3
Wish 4
Wish 5
Wish 6
Wish 7
Wish 8
Wish 9
Wish 10
Wish 11
Wish 12
In Mein Se Koi 1 Number Choose Karen.
Then I'll Tell You K Aap Ki Wish Kya Hai...?

Answer:
Wish 1 Money
Wish 2 Job
Wish 3 Love
Wish 4 Cute Babies
Wish 5 Happy Life
Wish 6 Shadi
Wish 7 Freedom
Wish 8 Live Alone
Wish 9 True Friend
Wish 10 Respect
Wish 11 Care
Wish 12 Rest

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Question:
Select Any One No,
Then I Will Tell You
K Jisay Aap Like Kartay Ho Wo Aap K Saath Kesa Hai...?
111, 001, 020, 210, 002, 012, 120, 000

Answer:
111= Wo Aitmaad K Qabil Hai.
001= Wo Bewafa Hai.
020= Wo Aap Se Shadi Karna Chahti/Chahta Hai.
210= Wo Aap Ko Dil Mein Samana Chahte Hai.
002= Wo Bohat Khudgharz Hai.
012= Waqt Guzarney K Liye Theek Hai.
120= Wo Aap Ko 'I Love You' Kehna Chahti/ta Hai.
000= Wo Aap Ko Chorna Chahti/ta Hai.

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Question:
Select A Time
Then I'll Tell You...
Aap Tour Pe Konsay Mulk Jaengay...?
1:10
2:10
3:10
4:10
5:10
6:10
7:10
8:10
9:10
10:10
11:10
12:10

Answer:
1:10 Pakistan
2:10 England
3:10 Saudi Arab
4:10 Australia
5:10 France
6:10 Spain
7:10 Germany
8:10 Brazil
9:10 India
10:10 Japan
11:10 Canada
12:10 Switzerland

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Question:
Choose any 1 alphabet.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,PQ,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
Tumhen dunya me kon si cheez zyada milegi.
Reply its interesting.

Answer:
A)True love
B)Flowers
C)Understanding
D)Babies
E) Romance
F) Full time romance
G) Care
H) Money
I) Respect
J) Nothing
K) Freedom
L) Perfumes
M) Kisses
N) True lover
O)Possesivness
P)Frindship
Q)Gifts
R)Lots of love
S)Love 4 ever
T)Satisfaction
U)Batery
V)Pain
W)Tears
X)Slaps
Y)Nafrat
Z)Happines..

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Question:
Aap K Face Ki Value Kiya Hai...?
Choose One Number
1: 2: 3: 4: 5: 6: 7:
8: 9: 10: 11: 12:
Reply Only A No.

Answer:
1: Sharp
2: Lovely
3: Beautiful
4: Bheegi Billi
5: Pagal
6: Cute
7: Normal
8: Attractive
9: Gorgeous
10: Alone
11: Funny
12: King

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Question:
Select Any One Number,
Then I will tell you k
Aap ka konsa rishta sub se ziada lucky ho sakta hai.
1~
2~
3~
4~
5~
6~
7~
8~
9~

Answer:
1~ Cousin
2~ Sister
3~ Fiance
4~ Me
5~ Lover
6~ Mother-In-Law
7~ Husband/Wife
8~ Parents
9~ Friends

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Question:
Main Aap Ko Kis Naam Se Pukaron...?
Ek Number Choose Karen,
Phir Usi Naam Se Bulaonga
Aap Mind Nahi Kar Sakte.
1: 2: 3: 4: 5: 6: 7: 8: 9: 10: 11: 12:
Soch Samajh Kar Reply Karna

Answer:
1: Dost Ji
2: Meri Jaan
3: Jaan
4: Darling
5: Zindagi
6: Sweet Heart
7: Jungli
8: Mental
9: Lovely
10: Dhakan

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Question:
I _____________ YOU.
Khali jaga mein aap mere liye kiya likhna chahte ho?
Select from these...
70:
19:
55:
68:
92:
51:
99:
07:

Answer:
70: I Hate U
19: I Like U
55: I Wait 4 U
68: I Pray 4 U
92: I'm Only 4 U
51: I Kill U
99: I Fight With U
07: I Love U
12: I Miss U

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Question:
Send me Your tooth brush colour...
I will Tell U Your Marriage Style.

Answer:
Nice Colour
I was Just checking
K tum Brush Karte Ho ya Nahi,
By the way khushi huyi jaan kar k karte ho.
Baray aaye apna marriage style jaan'ne wale:-

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Shayari SMS 95

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Mat Samajhna k so kar Tumhain Bhool Jatay hain HUM,,,
Hum to Sotay hein sirf tumhain Dekhnay k liye

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Mat samjho K hum ne App ko bhula rakha ha.
Sach mano tu ankhon mai basa rakha hai,
Dekh na lay koi app ko hamari ankhon mein,
Iss dar se ankhon ko jhuka rakha hai:-

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Dard Me Koi Mousam Pyara Nahi Hota
Dil Ho Pyasa To Pani Se Guzara Nai Hota
Koi Dekhe To Hmari Bebasi Saqi
Hum Sabhi K Ho Jate Hain Par Koi Humara Nahi Hota:

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Kabhi Na Kabhi Woh Mere Bare Mein Soche Ga ¡Mohsin!
K Koi Khoon Ka Rishta Bhi Nahi Phir Bhi Wafa Karta Raha.

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"Jagna hai to jaag lo aflaq k saye talay
Hashar tak phir sona hai khaak k saye talay"

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In Badalon Ka Mere doston Se Bohat Milta Julta Mizaaj Hai "FARAZ"
Kabhi Toot Kar Baras Jate Hain Kabhi Be_Rukhi Se Guzar Jate Hain

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Dhoop me Saya_e_diwar zaruri to nahi
Tere baad koi or pyar zaruri to nahi
Jeet lenge tujhe ek din dunya se,
Har dafaa ho hamari haar zaruri to nahi...

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"Jatta Jatta K Mohabbat Dikha Dikha K Khaloos.
Baray Qareeb Se loota Hai Doston Ne Mujhe...!

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"Kehtay Hain Ishq Naam Ke Guzray Hain Ek Bzurg"
"Hum Bhi Mureed Bus Usi Silsilay Ke Hain"

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Bebas kar deta hai qanoon-e-muhabbat warna,,,,
Main tujhay itna chahun k inteha kar doon.

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Shayari SMS 94

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Wo kehte hain MAJBOR hain hum,
Na chahte huwe bhi DOOR Hain hum,
Churali hum se unho ne hmari sari zindagi.
Phir bhi kehte hein BEQASOOR hein hum

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Sookhe honton pe hi hoti hain meethi baatain,
Pyas jab bhuj jaye to lehje badal jate hein...!

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Ek Bar Meri hasti Ko Pehchan Leta K0i,
Mery Seeny Men B DiL h Ye jan Leta K0i,
::
Kab Kaha HmNe k hmen Chaho,
BuS eK Bar Hamari wafa jan Leta K0i.

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Nahi Masroof Me¡n Itna K Waha Ka Rasta Bhoolon,
Koi Jab Muntazir Hi Na Ho To Jana Achha Nahi Lagta..

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Sakoon ka Aik Lamha Bhi Nahi Muyassar Mujh ko Dosto,
Mohabat ko SuLata Hoon To Nafrat jag Uthti Hy...!!!

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Ajeeb Andehra Hai"SAAQI" Teri "MEHFIL" Me..!!
Kisi Ne "DIL" Bhi Jalaya To ROSHNI" Na Howi..!

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Usay tou kho dia hai ab najanay kis ko khona hai?
Lakeero'n main judai ki alamat ab bhi baqi hai . . .

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Meri ghazal mere masoom dil k jazbaat hain FARAZ
Seenay main pathar rakhne waley in ki ahmiyat kiya janayn

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Hum dil me basa lynge tum ao to sahi
Sari dunya se chhupa lyngetum ao to sahi
Sirf ye wada karo k kabi na bichro gy hum sy
Naaz sare uthain gay tum ao to sahi

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Kinaro pe sagar k Khazane nahi aate
Phir Jivan mein Dost purane nahi aate
Jee lo in Palon ko Hans kar
Phir lot kar Dosti k Zamane nahi aate

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Shayari SMS 93

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Main is Qadr Use Chahon K Khud Bikhar Jaon
Wo Shakhs Yaad Na Aye To Mar Jaon
Ye Mere Piyar Ki Shiddat Hy Ya Shikast-e-Anaa
K Apne aap se Milne B Us K Ghar jaon.

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"KahaÑ Say laayeÑ fuRSat hum gham e duÑya k l¡ye saqi".... !"
J0 jaagen t0 w0 khayaal0Ñ k mal¡k j0 s0yeÑ t0 w0 khuwaab0 k mal¡k..

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Nazar me neend ki hasrat liye chup chap bethay hain "fA¡Z"
Wo hum se door reh kr bhi hamein sonay nahi detay...

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Wohi mehfooz rakhay ga Hmaray ghar ko balaaon say,.
Jo barish main shajar say ghonsla girnay nahi daita..,

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Ek tamana thi jo ab hasrat ban gai
Kabhi dosti thi ab mohabat ban gai
Kuch is tarha shamil hue tum zindgi mein
K tujhko sochte rehna meri aadat ban gai..

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Teri yaad mein pal pal marta hai koi,
Har sans k sath tuje yad karta hai koi,
Fursat mile tu tanhai me sochna,
Kitni khamosh mohabat tum se karta hai koi.

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Ye Saans hamesha sath nahi deti
Guzra hua din biti hui raat nahi deti
Aao khushi k 2 bol shamil kar lein zindgi me
Warna maut kisi ko waqt-e mulaqat nai deti...

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Be-simt Hawaon ko nahi roka karte,
Jo ßeet gya usko nhi socha karte,
Suraj se kya pochte ho Tapish uski "WASI"
Dhoop jitni b ho Samundar nhi sookha karte.?

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Kitni SUDHAR Gai hai JUDAI me zindagi
Wo shakhs JAFA kar k EHSAN kar Gaya
Main jis ko bat bat pe kehta tha Apni JAAN
Dekho wohi SHAKHS mujy BEJAAN kar gaya.

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Wohi Ranjishen, Wohi Hasraten, Na Hi Dard-e-Dil Mein Kami Hui. .. Ajab Si Hai Meri Zindagi, Na Guzer Saki, Na Khatam Hui:-

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Shayari SMS 92

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Muhabbat ka Bicher jana to Aik rasam hai
Ajab baat to ye hai k Dost bhi Bewafa Ho jatay hain

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Ansuo ki tarha ankho se na beh jao TUM.
Dua hai kbhi meri zindagi se na jao TUM.
Mout ka dar nahi ye to aani ha 1 din.
Dar ye he kahin bichar na jao TUM

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"WAFA" ki Laaj Mein ek dosre ko manaa lena hi acha hai $äqí"
ANAA" ki jang mein akser "Judai" jeet jaati hai

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Keh dena Us MITHI Neend sone wale ko Aey "Bade Saba"
Koi Bohat Udas hy tere Bin Rat k Is pehar Mein Bhi

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Ye zabt choot gaya to tumhari yaad ai,,
Main thak k toot gya to tmhari yad i,,
Tumhary baad na tha koe mera dil k siwa,,
Ye dil b rooth gaya to tmhari yad i.....

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Dil to karta hai zindge ko kisi "Qatil" k Hawaly kar doun "GHALIB"
Judai Main yeh roz roz ka marna mujhe acha nahi lagta

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'''Hum na badlain gay Waqt ki Raftaar kay saath,,,
Hum jab bhi Milingay Andaaz wohi Purana hoga

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--DAAG-E-SAJOOD teri PESHANI pe hain to kya hua--
--Koi aesa SAJDA kr k ZAMEEN pe NISHAN rahy--
Allama Iqbal*

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Wo jis din kray ga yaad meri mohabbt ko
Lout aye ga wo phir se mera hony k liye..!

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Wo Sham Wo Rukhsat Ka Sama Yad Rahega,
Wo Sheher Wo Safr Wo lamha Yad Rahega,
Hm Bhol Saky Hain Na Tjhe Bhol Saken Gy,
Tu Yad Hai yad tha tu Yad Rahega.

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Shayari SMS 91

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Ek umdat se Meri Maa soe Nae Tabish

Main ne Ek Bar Kaha Tha Mujay dar Lagta Hai

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Dil us k siwa kisi aur ko chah nahi sakta "Faraz"

Yeh dil us ka hai apna hota to baat aur thi

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Rooth janey sey pehly ye soch lena "SAGAR"


Tum bin in saanson ko chalna nahi aata.

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Agar Manzar-e-dosti dekhna hai tou samandar ko ja kar dekh

Jiski lehrain milne aati hain Sahil ko baar baar.

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Naadani ki had hai zara dekho tou usey "MOHSIN"

Mujhe kho kar mere jeisa dhoond raha hai.

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Kisi ko na pane se zindagi khatam nahi hoti "Mohsin"

Lekin kisi ko pa kar kho dene se kuch baqi nahi rehta

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Roney se agar sanwar jatay halaat kisi k "WASI"

Tou hum se ziada koi khush naseeb na hota.

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Meray khuda nay buhot nawaza hay mujh ko "SAHIR"

Meri aokaat k brabar milta tou shaayad tum na miltay

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Wo kitnay meherban thay kay hazaron ghum de gaye "FARAZ"

Kitnay khud gharaz hum niklay kuch na de sakay siwaey pyar k

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Teri talaash mein mera wajood bhi na raha "FARAZ"

Meri hasti ko mita gai faqat aarzo teri

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Funny SMS 39

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Agar Aapko Afsoos Hai K
Aapki Life Mein Aapka Interzaar
Karne Wala Koi Nahi Hai...
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Tou Ek Kaam Karen,
.
30 Mint K Liye Bathroom Mein
Ja Kar Beth Jayen
Koi Na Koi Bahir Interzaar Zaroor Karega:-

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Most Heart Touching Line In The World...
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"Msg Sending Failed Due To Insufficient Balance
Plz Recharge Ur Acount & Try Again"

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{ Types Of Kiss }
~A Blessed Kiss Iz On Head
~A Sweet Kiss Iz On Cheeks
~A Passionate Kiss Iz On Lips
~A Romantic Kiss Iz On Neck
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But
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~The Hotest Kiss Iz On
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"ISTIRI"
Try It
It's Really Hot !!

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'Short But MeaningFul'
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Teacher: Beta, Tumhare Abbu Kia Karte Hein?
Pappu: Jo Ammi Kehti Hein.
..
Moral: "Run Mureed"

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1st Pagal: Main Aksar Khuwab Dekhta Hoon
K Mera 1 Paon Zamin Par Or Dosra Aasman Par Hai...
2nd Pagal: Is Tarah K Khuwab Na Dekha Kar
'Shalwar Phat Jaegi'

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Wife:
Aji Sunte Ho, Paros Waly Ahmad Sahab KI Beti Ko
Maths Mein 99 Marks Milen Hein.
Husband:
Arey Wah, Par 1 Mark Kahan Gaya?
Wife:
Wo Hamara Beta Laya Hai.

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Black pure Black
My Black is sweet heart
Get out the whiteness
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Kuch samjh aayi ?
Nahi!
To Phir samjho
"Kala shah kala Mara kala ha dildar Goryan nu dafa karo"

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When someone touches u
& u don't feel it, its ignorancé.
When someone touches u
& u feel it. Its love..
And
When nobody touches u & u feel it.Its "kharish"...:)

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True Fact:
Waqt Par Adat Na Badli To Wo Zarurat-E-Life ban Jati Hai
Or
Agar waqt par Girl Freind Na badli To Wo Kambakht WiFe ban Jati hai ;-)

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One of my sweetest line said in "LOVE"
"Mai kho gaya hun, tum bhi kho jao,
English translation
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"...I am lost, U also Get lost..."

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Funny SMS 38

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Wife:
Aapko meri khobsurti ziada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?
Husband:
Mujhe tou tumhari ye mazaq ki aadat bohut achi lagti hai:-

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Boy:
Bus aur larki aik jaise hotey hein,
1 jati hai tou dosri aa jati hai.
Girl:
Rakhshay aur larkay 1 jaise hotey hein,
1 ko bulao 4 chaley aatey hein.

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Most Innocent & Heart Touching Lines
Said By A Truly Loving Girl,
to her Lover at Break-Up...!
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Dafa Ho Mar Ja Manhoos,
Kadhay Mein Ja K Gir...
Keeray Paray Tujhe:-

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(Sensible Message)
Public toilet mein bethy admi ko sath wale toilet se aawaz aai:
Kiya haal hein yaar?
Wo ghabra k bola Fine! theek hoon.
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Aawaz aai kiya kar rahay ho?
Woh admi bola: Tumhari tarha betha hoon!!!
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Aawaz aai main aa jaon abhi tumhare paas?
Woh admi(ghabra kar): Oh! Na Na Na. Main bohut busy hoon.
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Then aawaz aai:
Yaar main tum ko baad mein call karta hoon...
Pata nahi kon kutta dosray toilet se meri har baat ka jawab de raha hai.

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5
There is famous saying that...
"If You Want To Be Great,
U Must Walk With Great People"
And
Seriously I've no objection
if you want to walk with me:-

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6
Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai?
Student: CNG
:
Teacher: Kya Matlab?
Student: Chaudhry Nawaz Gujjar

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7
Three Lesson from 3 Idiots Movie...
1. Do any work with passion and choice.
2. Believe in urself.
3. Always have one idiot friend.

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8
Teacher: "Taabedaar" Ka Jumla Bnao.
Student...
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"Japhi ghut k jay paavein ik war gujra,
sari zindagi ravaan gi taabedaar gujra"

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9
A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl.
After 1 year of tough life with Her,
Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:
"UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS"
..
The smart father-in-law Replied:
"1 year Warranty has been expired!So Manufacturer is not responsible.

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10
There are two words in your life
that will open many doors for you . .
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PUSH & PULLL ...

Submitted By Muneer

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