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Yehi Aarzoo Hai Meri,

Yehi Iltija Hai Yaaro,
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"Jahan WAPDA Wale Milen Chapal Utaar K maaro"

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America Mein Bed Se Takiye Uthaaen,
Tou Dolar Nazar Aatey Hain.

India Mein Bed Se Takiye Uthaaen,
Tou Cinema Tickets Nazar Aatey Hain.
Aur
Pakistan Mein Bed Se Takiye Uthaaen,
Tou Hath Walay Phankay Nazar Aatey Hain.

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Zakham Itne Gehray hain Izhaar Kia Karain
Hum Khud Nishana Ban Gaye Waar Kia Karain

Mar Gaye Hum Magar Khuli Rahi Aankhain
Ab Is Se Ziada 'Bijli' ka Intizar Kia Karain

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A Girl To Doctor On Phone:
Mere Bhai Ko Current Laga hai,
Main Kiya Karon?

Doctor:
Pehle Aap Do Nafal Shukranay K
Ada Karain k Aap Ki Taraf Light Hai.

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Woh tanha Andhere mein Bethi,
Ghanton intezar karti thi uska,

DiL se subuh shaam yaad karti thi usko,
BhooLe se b bhuLa nhi paati thi usko,

Phir Umeed ki ek kiran nazar i,
Andhere mein Roshni nazar i,
Aur woh zor se ChiLLayi,
Ammi G Bijlee i" Ammi G Bijlee i,

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Kuch loog jotiyon ke qabil hoty hain
Jaisy aap
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WAPDA walo ko dekh lain...!:

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Main Tou WAPDA K Truck K Paas Aisay Hi Khara Tha ..Pa G..

Kuch Log Aaye Aur Gandi Galiyan De Kar Chale Gaye

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In Year 2015
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Wo Dekho
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Ammi
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Abbu
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Bhaya
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Baaji
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Jaldo Aao
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Wo Dekho
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Us Ghar Mein Light Hai:-

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Zindagi milti hae 1_Bar
Maut Aati hae 1_Bar
Piyar hota hae 1_Bar
DiL tut'ta hae 1_Bar
Jb sab kuch hota hae 1_Bar
Tou phir Light kiyu jati hae bar bar?

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Jab light ho out of control
to khirki darwaze khol
khirki darwaze khol Chanda mama ko bol
"ALL IzZ wELL"
WAPDA kya jane student ka kya hoga
Tayari krega ya paseeny mai hoga
Koi na jany inka future kya hoga
TU Candle jala UPS chala, Generator chala k bol
Bhaiya ALL IzZ wELL...!

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Kiya rakha hay apni zindagi k is afsanay mein
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Kuch guzri light aane mein, kuch guzri light jaane mein

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2 Dost


Year 1980

A= yar ye light kab jati hai?
b= pata nahi mere khayal mein saal mein 1 baar

1990

A= yar ye light kyun jati hai?
B= pata nahi, mere khayal mein transformer bdaltay hain

2010

A= yar ye light kab aati hai?
B= jab humare ilaqe ki jae gi tab tumhare ilaqe ki ayegi

2014

A= yar ye light aye gi aaj?
B= Nahi aaj multan mein hai, karachi ki bari kal hai

2020

A= suna hai purane wqton mein light hua karti thi
B= so ja, light wight kuch nahi hoti, sub tera wehm hai.

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Jab light ho out of control

Taar ko tu kar le goal

Taar ko kar k goal kunda laga k bol

Aaaaaaaaaaaall is WeLL

K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga

Tv, fridge, or fan bhi tera on hoga

Taar utha kunda laga...

Kunda laga k bol...

AaaaaaaaaaaaLL is WeLL

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Bijli hoon main bijli hoon

Wapda ki main titli hoon

Adha ghanta aati hoon

2,2 ghante jaati hoon

Oper pankha rukta hay

Neeche munna rota hay

Munne ki ammi kare haaey

Bijli usko tarpaaey

Munne ki ammi kaali

Bijli aankhon waali

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Mere sapno ki rani kab aayi gi tu...?

Aai rut mastani kab aaye gi tu...?

Beeti jaye zindagani kab aaye gi tu...?

Chali aa tu chali aa

(Dedicated to Electricity)

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Zara tehro
Chalay jana..

Mujhe kuch tum
se kehna hai..

Zyada waqt nahi loonga..

Zara c baat karni hai..

Na dukh apne sunanay hain..

Na koi faryad karni hai..

Mujhe bas itna
pouchna hai..
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Light hai???

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Garmi or loadshedin ka tor

"HIMMAT FAN"

Aaj hi ghar le aayen
or garmi se paayen
sasta
mazboot
or
payedaar

Asal khajoor k patton
se bana haath ka Pankha

"HIMMAT FAN"

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(2010)

Miaan, biwi aur bachay so rahay thay...
Achanak bacha cheekh kar ronay laga

Biwi: kambhakht WAPDA wale
light on kar k bachon ko dara dety hain

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Dunya ka sab se romantic mulk kaun sa hai?
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Pakistan


Kion?

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Kion k yahan har ghar mein roz candle light dinner hota hai...

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Dekhte Hain K Kon "Khush Naseeb"...
Is Sawal Ka Jawab 'Yes' Mein Deta Hai?
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"Light Hai"?

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