Load Shedding SMS



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Kiya rakha hay apni zindagi k is afsanay mein
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Kuch guzri light aane mein, kuch guzri light jaane mein


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2 Dost


Year 1980

A= yar ye light kab jati hai?
b= pata nahi mere khayal mein saal mein 1 baar

1990

A= yar ye light kyun jati hai?
B= pata nahi, mere khayal mein transformer bdaltay hain

2010

A= yar ye light kab aati hai?
B= jab humare ilaqe ki jae gi tab tumhare ilaqe ki ayegi

2014

A= yar ye light aye gi aaj?
B= Nahi aaj multan mein hai, karachi ki bari kal hai

2020

A= suna hai purane wqton mein light hua karti thi
B= so ja, light wight kuch nahi hoti, sub tera wehm hai.


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3


Jab light ho out of control

Taar ko tu kar le goal

Taar ko kar k goal kunda laga k bol

Aaaaaaaaaaaall is WeLL

K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga

Tv, fridge, or fan bhi tera on hoga

Taar utha kunda laga...

Kunda laga k bol...

AaaaaaaaaaaaLL is WeLL


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4


Bijli hoon main bijli hoon

Wapda ki main titli hoon

Adha ghanta aati hoon

2,2 ghante jaati hoon

Oper pankha rukta hay

Neeche munna rota hay

Munne ki ammi kare haaey

Bijli usko tarpaaey

Munne ki ammi kaali

Bijli aankhon waali


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5


Mere sapno ki rani kab aayi gi tu...?

Aai rut mastani kab aaye gi tu...?

Beeti jaye zindagani kab aaye gi tu...?

Chali aa tu chali aa

(Dedicated to Electricity)


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6


Zara tehro
Chalay jana..

Mujhe kuch tum
se kehna hai..

Zyada waqt nahi loonga..

Zara c baat karni hai..

Na dukh apne sunanay hain..

Na koi faryad karni hai..

Mujhe bas itna
pouchna hai..
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Light hai???


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7


Garmi or loadshedin ka tor

"HIMMAT FAN"

Aaj hi ghar le aayen
or garmi se paayen
sasta
mazboot
or
payedaar

Asal khajoor k patton
se bana haath ka Pankha

"HIMMAT FAN"


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8


(2010)

Miaan, biwi aur bachay so rahay thay...
Achanak bacha cheekh kar ronay laga

Biwi: kambhakht WAPDA wale
light on kar k bachon ko dara dety hain


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9


Dunya ka sab se romantic mulk kaun sa hai?
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Pakistan


Kion?

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Kion k yahan har ghar mein roz candle light dinner hota hai...


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10


Dekhte Hain K Kon "Khush Naseeb"...
Is Sawal Ka Jawab 'Yes' Mein Deta Hai?
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"Light Hai"?


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