Sardar SMS Page 7
Sardar to his father: "Aba, ethey aa ja".
His mom: "beta, abay nu izzat naal bulana chai da".
Sardar: "Abba, izzat naal ethey aa ja"!,
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Apni maa ki Qameez or Baap ki Shalwar pehn k bazar mai ghoom raha tha...
Kisi ne pucha ye kya fashion he?
Sardar:
"FullMummy Daddy"
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Sardar nY Chalnge Kia...
k Vo Minar E pakistan Ko Sir Pr Utha kr India ja Skta hY,
Hazaron log Ekathe ho gaY
Sardar Bola"Inu Chuk k Mery Sir tY Rakho"
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A sardar said to his friend:
"mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nahi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai"....
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Sardar 1 baalti main paani le kar ja raha tha k barish shuru ho gai...
0r barish ka pani balti main chala gaya.
Sardar: o tawadi khair sara pani gila ho gya...!
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Sardar goes to new job...
1st day he spent 11 hrs on computer
Boss was hapy & asked what u did ?
Sardar: keyboard te ABC agy pichy lagi c o khol k sidi keti...
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Sardar dentist se :kya dard k baghair daant nikaal lete ho?
Dr: nahi.
Sardar: Main nikal leta hoon.
Dr: wo kaise?
Sardar: Hee hee hee hee hee hee...
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Sardarni:
Kyun ji, Tussi car di speed kyun vadha ditti ae?
Sardar:
Break fail ho gayi hai, accident hon to pehle hi ghar pohanch jaawan ge
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Sardar:
Agr mere hath me hukumt ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri pehn k ghom rahe ho
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Sardar in Fire Brigade:
Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.
Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.
Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)
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