Sardar SMS Page 5
Fakeer: ary baba kuch de do bohut bhoka hoon..
Sardar: 100 rupey dekhte hoey bola: 50 rupe hain tumhare paas?
Fakeer khush ho kar g hein...
Sardar: ty mama pehle o ty kharch karly -
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Sales Man: Pa ji cockroch k liye powder le lo,
Sardar: Na pa ji cockroch nu ena v free nai karna...
Aj powder lay dita tay kal body spray mangey ga:-
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Sardar calls wife: Main ghar nae aa sakda....
Car di stering, gear, chori ho gae ay!
After some time he calls again:
"Aa riya wan, pehley pechli seat te beh gaya c:-
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1 sardar ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi....
Wo apni amma k sath manat maangne gaya,
Mazaar par uski amma gum gai..
Sardar bola: guru g!
Apni tou mili nae abba ki bhi gai
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1 Sardar zebra crossing pe bar bar idhar se udhar chal raha tha...
But
Wo soch kya raha tha?
Think?
?
?
?
A piano wajda kyon nai?
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Sardar 1: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 le gaya...
Sardar 2: Jhoot bolta hai
1500 thay main ne ghar ja k ginay thay
Sardar 1: Paise ka masla nahi hai bus tu admi ka pata kar:-
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Admi: Tum bhaduri wala konsa kaam kar sakte ho?
Sadar: Main saanp k saath khel sakta hoon.
Admi: Wo kese?
Sardar: Hamare mobile mein snake wala game jo hai!
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2 Sardaron Ne 2 Ghoray khareedy,
Masla ye hua k konsa ghora kis ka hai?
1st Sardar: Main apne ghoray ki dum kaat leta hoon
ye nishani hogi,
Subha dekha to doosry ghoray ki bhi dum kisi ne kaat di thi,
2nd Sardar: Main apne ghoray ka kaan kaat deta hoon,
Agli subha doosray ghoray ka bhi kaan kata hua tha,
Dono Sardar barey preshan k ab kia karen!
Soch bichar k baad...
1 Sardar bola:
"Sufaid ghora tera, Brown ghora mera"
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Police to sardar:
Tumhein chori karty waqt apni biwi
aur betiyon ka khayal nahi aaya tha?
Sardar: Khyal te aya c janab,
per dukan wich saari mardana variety c..
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Sardar ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi larki se kaha:
Ap ne pehchana mujh ko?
Larki: nahi.
Sardar: main wohi hoon jisko
aap ne parso bhi nahi pehchana tha..
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