Sardar SMS 9

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Sardar G Twadi Biwi Tawade Dost Naal Baagh Wich Milan Gae Ay...
Sardar Baagh Ki Taraf Ghaga Wapis Aa K Kehne Laga....
Ja Chawla O Mera Dost Nae Koi Hor Ay:-

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It happend in a hospital ICU.
Patients died in same bed every sunday at 11am.
It puzzled the Doctor
It was something super natural
Worldwide expert team was formed to iinvestigate the cause.
Next sunday few minutes before 11am
All Doctors & Nurses waited to see what it was
Some were holding prayer books & holy objects to ward off evil
.
Than
Suddenly
Sardar ji,
Part time sunday sweeper, entered the ICU,
unplugged the life support system
&
plugged in his vaccum cleaner.

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Aik kuta aik gaari k nechay baitha hua tha...
Aik sardar ny daikha,,,
aur kuttay ki taangain Pakar kar bahir nikaal kr bola...
"Baar nikal oye vada tu Micanic."

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Sardar Was Trying To Kiss Her Girl Friend In The Park...
Girl Friend:
"Please Shadi Se Pehle Ye Sab Theek Nahi."
Sardar:
"Don't Worry I'm Married...."

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1 Sardar fauj me bharti howa,
2 din baad jang shru hogai...
Sardar ki topi par goli lagi,
Sardar hathyaar phaink k bhag gya or bola
"Aqalman k liye ishara hi kafi hai"

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Sardar: jab main bara ho jaonga to
jangi jahaz urraon ga
Maa: Mujhey kese pata chale ga
k tum kis jahaz mein ho?
.
Sardar: jab main yahan se guzronga
to bomb phenk donga.

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Girl to sardar: Mujhe apni breslet de do
main isko dekh k tumhay yaad karun gi

Sardar: Tum ye soch k mujhe yaad kar lena
k main ne mangi thi usne nahi di.

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Police Afsar Sardar Se:
Tumhari Maadri Zuban Kon Si Hai?
Sardar: Koi Nahi.
..
Police Afsar: Kyun?
Sardar: Meri Ammi Goongi Hai.

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Sardar: Yara Ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya Hota Hai?
2nd Sardar: Tum To Bilkul Jahil Ka Bacha Hai
"SENT MESSAGE"Ka Matlab Khushbu Wala Message Hai.

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Sardar: Jaldi 1 glass juice do larayi hone wali hy
1 glass peene k bad,,,
1 glass or do larai hone wali hy
Juice wala: larai kab hogi?
Sardar:jab tum paisay mango gay:-

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Student SMS 2

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Why is a teacher's status
greater as compared to a mother?
Because,
A mother can put only one child to sleep
But,
A lecturer can put the whole class to sleep

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To save paper
.
Exams shud be given on mobiles instead of sheets
Bcoz
Students hav more typing speed dan writing speed

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The Brain is most outstanding object in the world!
It works 24hrs a day,
365 days a year from birth to death,
Stops only when....
.
.
.
.
We Enter in Examination Hall.

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Law professor asked the student:
"What is the most important Law of Finance for starting a new business?"
.
.
.
.
.
.
Student replied: "Father in Law"

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3 Things That Should Never Be Asked:
.
1. A Man's wage
2. A Girl's Age
&
3. A Student's Percentage

it Hurts.

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Examiner: Y R U under Tension,,,
did u forget admit card, pencil box or calculator?
Student: No sir,
By mistake I brought tomorrow exam's chit today...

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Question:
There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near Boys college
but not near Girls college why?
:
Answer:
Because vehicles automatically slow over there!

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Most iritating moment: Morning alarms,
Most dfficult task: 2 find socks,
Most dreadful journey: way 2 college,
Most lovely time: meeting friends,
Most tragic news: test in 2nd period,
Most wondrful news: teachr iz absent,
Most relaxing area: cafe,
Worst moment: datesheet in hand.
STUDENT LIFE ROCKS!!

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4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,
Unho Ne 1 Mansooba Banaya
Aur Wo Agle Din Pricipal Ko Bolay...
Sir, Hum Shadi Mein Gaye Thay..
Rastay Mein Gaari Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya,
Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahayj...
Is Liye Parh Nahi Sakay.
...
Pricipal Ne Maan Liye
Aur Unhey 1 Din Ka Time Diya,
...
1 Din Baad Unhey 4 Mukhtalif Rooms Mein Bithaya
Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya...
Q: Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha...?
1-Front Right
2-Front Left
3-Back Right
4-Back Left
Note: Agar Same Jawab Hua Tou Sub Paas:-

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*Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre*
.
1. Science se gira arts me atka
2. Fail hote ko practicals ka sahara
3. Degree le k aag me daal
4. 3rd Division paas, ghar ka na ghaat ka
5. Dost wo jo Imtihaan me cheating karaye
6. Likhna na jane qalam mera
7. Qadar kho deta roz ka university jana

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Question And Answer SMS 10

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Question:
Apne Behtareen Dost K Name Ka
First Word Select Karen...
Or Uski Feelings Janeyn.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M
N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, Y, Z

Answer:
A, Loves You
B, Want To Kill You
C, Hates You
D, You Big Enemy
E, Waiting For You
F, Fraudi
G, Very Rude
H, Likes You
I, Cares About You
J, Loves You But Not Showing
K, Good Feelings
L, Time Paas
M, Always Pray For You
N, Never Wana Loose You
O, Angry
P, Following You
Q, Want To Propose You
R, Dream For You
S, Really Loves You
T, Emotional
U, Wants To Meet You
V, Always Respect You
W, Never Love You
Y, Uses You
Z, Never Live Without You

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Question:
Wish 1
Wish 2
Wish 3
Wish 4
Wish 5
Wish 6
Wish 7
Wish 8
Wish 9
Wish 10
Wish 11
Wish 12
In Mein Se Koi 1 Number Choose Karen.
Then I'll Tell You K Aap Ki Wish Kya Hai...?

Answer:
Wish 1 Money
Wish 2 Job
Wish 3 Love
Wish 4 Cute Babies
Wish 5 Happy Life
Wish 6 Shadi
Wish 7 Freedom
Wish 8 Live Alone
Wish 9 True Friend
Wish 10 Respect
Wish 11 Care
Wish 12 Rest

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Question:
Select Any One No,
Then I Will Tell You
K Jisay Aap Like Kartay Ho Wo Aap K Saath Kesa Hai...?
111, 001, 020, 210, 002, 012, 120, 000

Answer:
111= Wo Aitmaad K Qabil Hai.
001= Wo Bewafa Hai.
020= Wo Aap Se Shadi Karna Chahti/Chahta Hai.
210= Wo Aap Ko Dil Mein Samana Chahte Hai.
002= Wo Bohat Khudgharz Hai.
012= Waqt Guzarney K Liye Theek Hai.
120= Wo Aap Ko 'I Love You' Kehna Chahti/ta Hai.
000= Wo Aap Ko Chorna Chahti/ta Hai.

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Question:
Select A Time
Then I'll Tell You...
Aap Tour Pe Konsay Mulk Jaengay...?
1:10
2:10
3:10
4:10
5:10
6:10
7:10
8:10
9:10
10:10
11:10
12:10

Answer:
1:10 Pakistan
2:10 England
3:10 Saudi Arab
4:10 Australia
5:10 France
6:10 Spain
7:10 Germany
8:10 Brazil
9:10 India
10:10 Japan
11:10 Canada
12:10 Switzerland

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Question:
Choose any 1 alphabet.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,PQ,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
Tumhen dunya me kon si cheez zyada milegi.
Reply its interesting.

Answer:
A)True love
B)Flowers
C)Understanding
D)Babies
E) Romance
F) Full time romance
G) Care
H) Money
I) Respect
J) Nothing
K) Freedom
L) Perfumes
M) Kisses
N) True lover
O)Possesivness
P)Frindship
Q)Gifts
R)Lots of love
S)Love 4 ever
T)Satisfaction
U)Batery
V)Pain
W)Tears
X)Slaps
Y)Nafrat
Z)Happines..

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Question:
Aap K Face Ki Value Kiya Hai...?
Choose One Number
1: 2: 3: 4: 5: 6: 7:
8: 9: 10: 11: 12:
Reply Only A No.

Answer:
1: Sharp
2: Lovely
3: Beautiful
4: Bheegi Billi
5: Pagal
6: Cute
7: Normal
8: Attractive
9: Gorgeous
10: Alone
11: Funny
12: King

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Question:
Select Any One Number,
Then I will tell you k
Aap ka konsa rishta sub se ziada lucky ho sakta hai.
1~
2~
3~
4~
5~
6~
7~
8~
9~

Answer:
1~ Cousin
2~ Sister
3~ Fiance
4~ Me
5~ Lover
6~ Mother-In-Law
7~ Husband/Wife
8~ Parents
9~ Friends

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Question:
Main Aap Ko Kis Naam Se Pukaron...?
Ek Number Choose Karen,
Phir Usi Naam Se Bulaonga
Aap Mind Nahi Kar Sakte.
1: 2: 3: 4: 5: 6: 7: 8: 9: 10: 11: 12:
Soch Samajh Kar Reply Karna

Answer:
1: Dost Ji
2: Meri Jaan
3: Jaan
4: Darling
5: Zindagi
6: Sweet Heart
7: Jungli
8: Mental
9: Lovely
10: Dhakan

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Question:
I _____________ YOU.
Khali jaga mein aap mere liye kiya likhna chahte ho?
Select from these...
70:
19:
55:
68:
92:
51:
99:
07:

Answer:
70: I Hate U
19: I Like U
55: I Wait 4 U
68: I Pray 4 U
92: I'm Only 4 U
51: I Kill U
99: I Fight With U
07: I Love U
12: I Miss U

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Question:
Send me Your tooth brush colour...
I will Tell U Your Marriage Style.

Answer:
Nice Colour
I was Just checking
K tum Brush Karte Ho ya Nahi,
By the way khushi huyi jaan kar k karte ho.
Baray aaye apna marriage style jaan'ne wale:-

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