Kanjoos SMS 4

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This msg is specialy typed to inform,rather remind some People that...
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"I M ALIVE" so u can msg me..

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Main Aj Tum Se Aik Baat Bolon...?
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Naraz Mat Hona
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Bol Doon?
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Main Tum Se...
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Piyaar
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Se Keh Raha Hoon
Kabhi Tou SmS Kar Diya Karo:-

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Judai me b"maza " ata hy
Gharibo k Ghar b "kHUDA ata hy
Hm to apko Roz 50, 100 "sms" kr dete hyn
Ik apka sms hy jo "world cup" ki tarha 4 saal k bad aata hy

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Dear Kanjoos Customer!
You Have Now Subcribed Kanjoosi Package,
You Can Now Enjoy Saving Of Message,
You Subcription Title Is Valid Till Give You Taufiq To Send Me SmS:-

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Phone k rishty b ajeeb hoty hain,
Balance rakh kar b log ghareb hoty hain
Khud Msg karny ki,hoti nahi taufiq jinko
Muft msgs parhny k kitny shokeen hoty hain.,

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Life Mein
= Paisa
= Pyaar
= Dost
= Izzat
Sub Aate Jate Rehte Hein
Aur Tootay Huay Daant Kabhi Wapas Nahi Aaty,
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Is Liye Smajhdaar Bano Aur SMS Karte Raha Karo:-

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Dunya Mein Bohut Dard-o-Tanhai Hai
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Wah Wah
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Dunya Mein Bohut Dard-o-Tanhai Hai
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Zalimo Tum Bhi Message Karo Meri Koi Muft Ki Kamai Hai..

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Cham cham karti Chandni,Tim Tim karte Taaray,* * * *
K0i b SmS nahi karta,"Faqeer"Ho gaye kya sare,?

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A mere sms mere dost k paas jana.
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana.
Jab wo jage to dhire se muskrana.
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Phir kehna kanjus sms karo

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Rab kare apko har khushi milay
"PROPERTY"
"PAISA"
"GHAR"
"PYAR"
"CAR".
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Or kiya dekh rahy ho lalchee?

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Kanjoos SMS Page 3

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Kiya Koi Acha SMS Nahi Hai Inbox Mein
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Hai Na! Tou Karo Dekh Kia Rahay Ho?

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USA mein doctarz ki aik team ny research ki
or akhir is natijay par ponchy...
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k MSG ya phone karny se MOUT nahi par'ti

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Nechay Aap K Khaany K Liye Ek Cheez Hai
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*SHARAM*
Khaao Aur SMS Karo

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Ye Jo Hai Na
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Ye Jo Aap K Haath Mein Hai
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Mobile
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Ye Sirf Message Receive Karne K Liye Nahi Hai
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Is Se Message Jatay Bhi Hein
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Believe Me Try Kar K Dekho

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Aap K liye 1 pyara sa gift
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Plz Kholo magar pyaar se
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DU
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DDU
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ADDU
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KADDU
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SMS Karte Nahi Gift Chahiye
Chal Nikal Muftay.

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Pepsi
Cocal Cola
Marinda
Sprite
7-Up
Limo Paani
Dew
Fanta
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In Sub K Dakhan Jama Kar K Teen Dabay Wale Ko Dena
SmS Karne Ko Kuch Paise Mil Jaengay.

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Humse yun khafa aap kese ho gaye
Lagta hay aap bhi auron k jaise ho gaye

Aate nahi aaj kal message aapke
Lagta hay dost se piyare paise ho gaye

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Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k....
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Kia btaon.....
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Allah muaaf kare....
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Toba toba....
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''Aap k number se b msg agaya''

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Himmat,
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Hosla,
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Takat,
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Jurrat,
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Josh,
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Jazba,
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Junon,
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Dewangi,
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Lagan,
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Pyar,
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Ishq,
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Mohbat
Or
Thori si sharam ho to..Sms bhejo

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Kari jao!!
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kari jao!!
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Kari jao!!
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kari jao!!
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Kari jao!!
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Baisharmo ki tarah msg receive kari jao
khud na karna!

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Kanjoos SMS Page 2

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SMS Karnay k 5 fiday:

1) Mobile ko zang nahi lagta

2) Typing improve hoti hai

3) Jisko SMS karo wo khush hoga

4) Contact bana rahega

5) Aapko koi Kanjoos bhi nahi kahega.

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Saare gawaahon or sabuto ko,

Madd--e-nazar rakhte huwe ye adalat

Dafa 420 k tehet

sMs parhne wale ko,

sMs na bhejne k jurm mein

Bikhaari qarar deti hai

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Na Jaane log kyun dartey hain
Kuch log tou SMS bhi nahi kartey hain

Or kuch aisey bhi hein ap jese is dunya mein
Jo MISCALL dene k baad bhi balance check kartey hain

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Pehle aap taiz barish ki tarah sms kartey thay

Phir rim jhim ki tarah huay

Aur phir kabhi kabhi boonda baadi ki tarah

Lekin

Ye khush saali kab say?

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Dekho ab sharmane ki zaroorat nahi

Na hi kisi se darne ki

Sab k samne khul k iqrar karo...

K tum mujh se!

Tum mujh se!

Tum mujh se!





Zyada kanjoos ho:-

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Ghum mein jeenay ka maza aata hay

Mujhe dosto ko sMs karnay mein maza aata hay

Main barish ki tarah sMs karta hoon

Ek aap ka sMs sarkaari paani ki tarah aata hay

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Q: ghairat kiya he?
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ANS: ghairat wo chez he
jo aggar aap ko ajaye
to mera inbox kabhi khali na rahe:-

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XcuseMe!

What's ur Mobile Number??

I Want Re-Check.

Bcoz I Feel
There's some Error

Kyun K...

Msg jata tou hai,
Per
Aata Nahi Hai:-

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Yaar Main Bohut Dino Se
Aap Ko Ek Baat Kehna Chahta Tha..
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Aaj Kal Messages Free Hain,
Ghalti Se Aik Aadh Message Kar Lya Kar:-

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(Your Number Here)
Is Number Per Ghor Karo K Ye
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Wohi Number Hai Na?
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Jis SMS Karte Mout Parti Hai:-

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Kanjoos SMS

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(',')
< > (','),___
_/''\__// LL


Arey arey
kia hua?
Agar sms k paise nai to is mei paon pakrne wali kya baat hai

Uth jao

Phir kabhi sms bhej dena

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1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,

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<(Cup)>
     ) (
   !!!!!
*Mubarak ho*

SMS na karne pe
Aapko
Award
of "Kanjoosi" 2010
diya jata ha.
Thanks ki koi baat nae ap ka haq ha

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Hello!


Kia haal hai?


Kia ho raha hai?


Aap kahan rehte ho?


Kitne rooms hain?


Ghar mein TV hai?


Kon se chennals aate hain?


Table hai?


Chair bhi hogi


Janwar paalte ho?


Billi hai?


Music sunte ho?


Phir audio system bhi hoga


Nalka hai?


Pani aata hai?


Fridge hai?


Fan hai ya AC?


Phone hai?


Wire less hai?


Mobile hai?


Nokia hai ya koi aur?


Sim hai?


Balance bhi hoga



To SMS q nahi karte?

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Aaj mere pass

Mobile hy

Number hy

Charger hy

Battery hy

Balance hy

Tumhare pass kiya hy?

Hy koi msg?

To bhej do

Agar nahi to

Mobile bech do.

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Hum fizaoon k badalne ka intezaar nahi karte
Aandhi k rukne ka intezaar nahi karte

Yaad aati hay tou SMS kar dete hain
Kanjusoon k SMS ka interzaar nahi karte

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"Karachi" aur us k muzafat mein ...

Messages ka waqt ho gaya hay


Baqi log apne muqami waqt k mutabiq Msg karna shuru krein.
Aur

Kanjoos log sirf parhen.(Shukria)

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Hello

Kia haal hay?

Hia ho raha hay?

Aap kahan rehte ho?

Kitne rooms hain?

Ghar mein TV hay?

Kon se channels aate hain?

Table hay?

Chair bhi hogi

Jaanwer paalte ho?

Billi hay?

Music sunte ho?

Phir audio system bhi hoga

Nalka hay?

Paani aata hay?

Fridge hay?

Fan hay ya AC?

Phone hay?

Wireless hay ya Landline?

Mobile hay?

Nokia hay ya koi aur?

Sim hay?

Balance bhi hoga

Tou sMs kion nahi karte

Kanjoooooooooooooos

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Dear Kanjoos customer, U have now subcribed kanjoosi package.

You can enjoy saving of sMs.

Your subcription title kanjoos is valid till Allah give U taufiq 2 send sMs.

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Raat ho to Moon jalta hay
Garmiyon mein july or june jalta hay

Pyar ho jaye to chain-o-sukoon jalta hay

Or

Aap jesa kanjoos Dost ho to Khoon jalta hay

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