Sardar SMS Page 6
NEPOLEAN:
"Meri Dictionary Mein 'Impossible' Ka Word Nahi Hai"
SARDAR:
Khotyia Vaikh K Lainy See
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Teacher: Write ur father's name in english?
Sardar: Beautiful Red Underwear
Teacher: R U joking?
Sardar: No sir, His name is "Sundar Lal Chadda"
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1 Sardar Ne Kisi Ko Fone Kiya Or Poocha:
Kon Bol Raha Hai?
Udher Se Jawab Mila:
Main Bol Raha Hoon.
Sardar:
Ye Tou Kamaal Ho Gaya
Edher Se Bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon.
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Sardar Ki Amma Mar Gayi..
! Admi Bola Mujhe Le Jati
2,4 Or Bole Amma Humein Bhi Le Jati
Sardar: Chup Ho Jao...
Amma Kiya Suzuki Karwa K Gayi Hain?
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Sardar To His Son:
Beta Tu Shair Da Puttar Hai Shair Da...
Son:
Papa School Mein Miss B Yehi Bolti Hai
K Tum Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulaad Lagte Ho:-
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SArdar: Aik Kilo Bhens Ka Doodh Dena..
Doodh Wala: Tumhara BArtan Chota Hai.
SArdar: Oh! Shit, Acha Chalo Bakri Ka Dey Do:-
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Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal Ke Paudon Ko
Ek Rassi Se Bandh Diya Jaye
Tou Us Rassi Ko Kiya Kahen Gay?
Sadar:
Us Rassi Ko Bolan Gay
"Nokia Connecting Peepal"
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Zamendaar:
Meri Itni Zamen Hai K Main Apni Car Par Niklon
Tou Shaam Tak Aadhi Zamen Par Pohnchta Hon
Sardar:
Yaar Haath Milao
Hamare Paar Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi Purani Car Thi
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Driver:
Sardar G!
Petrol Muk Gera Ay Gadi Agay Nae Ja Sakdi
Sardar G:
Ohho!
Chalo Koi Gal Nae Wapas Morr Lo:-
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Sardar Bathroom Mein Betha Tha...
Saamay Likha Tha..
Paani Ka Ziyada Se Ziyada Istimaal Karain
Sardar Bethay Bethay 3 Lotay Pee Geya
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