Sardar SMS Page 2
Teacher: Sabaq parh tou sadakat ka imanat ka sharafat ka..
Sardar: Lo, ker lo gal,
Apna sabak te yaad nae honda tay hun ina da v asi kriye..
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News reporter: Sardar g ye btaye k plate form par kharay sare sardar kese maray?
Sardar: 1 elan hua k train plate form par aa rahi hy sab ne darke maare patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter: Phir ap kese bach gaye?
Sardar: Main khudkushi k liey patri par leta tha ye elan suna to main plate form par ja kar let gaya.
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Sardar k boss ne usay job se nikal dia,,,
Sardar roz us k ghar k samney tatti kar atta
Dost: ye kia harkat hy?
Sardar: Usey btana chahta hon k bhooka nahi mar raha.
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Sardar: Mere dada ne 1857 ke jang mein dushmano ke taangen kaat de then
Dost: Gardaney kyun nahe kaaten?
Sardar: Wo koe pehle he kaat gaya tha.
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Girl: Mujhe ek aisa husband chahiay jo achi achi baten kare hansi mazaq kare or raton ko mujhe songs sunaye
Sardar: Tusi husband nu maro goli FM Radio le lo
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Sardar to Doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gya hai
Doctor: I don't know urdu plz talk in english
Sardar: My londa gironda from hero honda
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Teacher to sardar: Ye btao k barish k saath bijli kiyun chamakti hay?
Sardar: Iss liye k ye pata chal sakay k kon kon c jaga sookhi reh gai hay.
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Chota sardar: amma, raat main bathroom da darwaza kholiya te light aapi jal gae
Amma: way haraam diya, tu fair frej wich mutar kar ditta.
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Sardar: 1 baalti mein paani le kar ja raha tha k barish shuru ho gai aur barish ka paani baalti mein chala gaya.
Sardar: O tawadi khair! sara paani geela ho gaya.
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Doctor: Sardar Jee aap k gurday fail hogaye hain
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha what a joke
Mere gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahi
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