Sardar SMS Page 8
1 Sardar khali plate main roti laga kar kha raha tha
Waiter: Ap ye kya kar rahe hain?
Sardar: I am a Maths Teacher...
Maine daal suppose ki hui hai... :-)
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Sardar ka parosi mar gaya,
Wo uske ghar aya aur pucha- body aa gai kya?
Itfaq se usi waqt body lekar ambulance aa gai
Sardar : lo daso kitni lambi umar ay.
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Sardar:
Main apni BV nu Matric kraai, F.Sc kraai, B.Sc kraai, M.Sc kraai, Nokri v lagvaya,
hor ki kraan?
2nd Sardar: Changa munda vekh k VIAH v kara dey..
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Sardar adaalat me: Bachpan Me Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Na Dakhna Parta
Judge: Kya Kehti Thi Maa?
Sardar:Jab Baat Hi Nahi Suni To tujhe Kaise Bataon.!
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Friend (Sardar) se: Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy Ziada Janta hun.
Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne....:-)
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Sardar was weeping,
Admi:Q roty ho?
Sardar:meri murghi mar gae hy
Admi:mera baap mar gya magar me to nai roya
Sardar: O tera peyo keraa anday denda si....
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1st Sardar:Yaar mainu film vich kam karran da bara shook aey.
2nd Sardar:Tainu role kerra pasand aey??
1st Sardar:Ch¡cken RoLe...
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Interviewer:
Imagine that u r in a room with all the doors & windows shut
& the room caught fire, How would u escape?
Sardar:Very simple,I'll stop imagining:-)
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Ek Sardar Bus Te Betha Te Bus Full c...,
Condector: Sardar G!Tusi Chatt Te Beh Jao.
Sardar:Bohat Ache! Main Chatt Te Beh Jawan Te Tusi Thalon bus le Jao.
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Sardar: O,yara ham is kamray main nai rahega hamko pagal samjha hai kia?
Paisa itna diya or kamra itna chota sa.
Waiter: Sir ander to chalen ye lift hai .!.
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