Sardar SMS Page 3
Doctor: aap ka weight kitna hay?
Sardar: Chashme k sath 75 kg
Doctor: heraan ho kar...
Aur chashme k bagher?
Sardar: Mujhe dikhai nahi deta.
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Costumer: ye Cow kitne ki hay?
Sardar: 30,000 di 2 saal wich 1 bacha dendi ay
Costumer: aur ye doosri?
Sardar: 10,000 di, 2 saal wich 5 bache dendi ay
Costumer: ye sasti kyun hay jab k ye 2 saal mein 5 bachay deti hay?
Sardar: janab, character vi koi cheez hondi ay
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Doctor: Bchay ko paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiey
Sardar: Woh tou theek hy par ubaalne se bcha mar tou nahi jaye ga?
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Sardar: yar ye larkian kiss karte waqt aankhen q band kar leti hain?
2nd Sardar: Ye hum mardon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh saktin.
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Teacher: jis ko sunaai na de, usay english mein kiya kahen gay?
Sardar: jo marzi keh lo, us unno kerha sunaai dena ae.
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Ek sardar apni ammi ki kameez aur bhaap ki dhoti pehn k bazar mein ghoom raha tha
Ek admi ne pocha: ye kia fasion hy?
Sardar reply: Ye Mammi Daddy Fasion hy
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Teacher: Translate this punjabi sentence into english...
"Ethay yr anni pai hoi aye"
Sardar: A blind girl is sleeping here
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Sardar: Preeto ek waari 'I Love You' keh de
Preeto: Nahi keh sakdi
Sardar: Sirf ek waari
Preeton: Nai na, menu sharam aandi aey
Sardar: Vekh le fer meri pain nai?
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Sardar to 2nd sardar: Where is abu dhabi?
2nd Sardar: Jithay ammi dabi uthay hi abu dabi.
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Muslim: Begum utho chaand dhal gaya Hindu: Priya utho swera ho gaya Chritian: Darling get up its dawn But Sardar G: Utho soniyo tatti shatti nai karni
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