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Jeevan k mushkil raston par kon apka saath dega?


Mummy/Papa
Nahi

Husband/Wife
Nahi

Brother/Sister
Nahi

Sirf aur Sirf
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Chappal

(A message by BATA shoes)



Submitted By Muneer
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Just imagine for a while you'r a nice person...
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hahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahah

Lo Dasso



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Apna Future Jan'ne k Liey

Type Kijiye < apna name > < space > < apne lover ka name >

Or

Send kardein apne abu k number par...

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Lag pata jeye ga



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Ghareeb mareez: Dr. sahb mere paas paise nahi hain,

aap mera elaaj kar den tou kabhi aap k kaam aunga

Doctor: Kiya kaam karte ho?

Mareez: Qabar khodta hon.



Submitted By Muneer
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Do you know why there are gaps between fingers?

Because

Someone will come in your life, will hold your hand

&

Slowly say


"le Gold Leaf te maar soota"



Submitted By Muneer
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Kal 125 logon ko bewakoof banaya

Kese.....?

Neeche dekho


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Bus

Aise hi

126 ho gaye



Submitted By Muneer
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Masoom Dhamki


1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bachey ki aankh khul gae

Bacha bola: Mera school ka beg bhi le ja warna shour macha doon ga.



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Biwi ko thapar mar k shohar bola....

Aadmi usey marta hay jis se pyaar karta hay

Biwi shohar ko 2 thapar mar k boli ....

Aap kia samajhe k main aap se pyaar nahi karti



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Zindagi mein hamesha 1 baat yaad rakho


Kabhi kisi k dil se mat khelo

Q k

Dil 1 hee hota hay



Agar khelna hee hay tou

"Gurday" se khelo wo 2 hotay hain



Submitted By Muneer
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Ary Oo

Friendwa!

Ke$en ho?

So gai wa kia,

Hamaar se kono galti hui gava ka?

Tohar sMswa k darsan ko ik jamana beet gava

Torant ik duui sMswa bhej dio hamaar tuntuniya pe



Submitted By Muneer


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